Anon's definitions

Little Johnny

The protagonist of many jokes who can get away with anything.

The teacher asked the class if they could use the word "contagious" in a sentance. Little Johnny raised his hand and said "Last week when we had the snowstorm, my father took the snowblower and blew all the snow into my neighbor's driveway. He then came back in the house laughing, saying it will take that contagious to shovel up that mess."

by Anon April 25, 2003

Faux-Pod

Any of a number of MP3 players that are not an I-pod, and thusly of lower quality/less socially acceptable.

synonym: I-wish

Nice faux-pod, bro...

by Anon April 16, 2005

pansexual

A person fluid in sexual orientation, gender, and/or sexual identity.

Jessie considers both hir orientation and gender changeable and self-identifies as pansexual.

by anon October 23, 2003

marietta

A small southeastern Ohio town, was the first settlement in the Northwest Territory. Named for french queen Marie Antoinette. Colonel Dean Hess a World War II hero was born in Marietta and Rock Hudson portrayed him in the film "Battle Hymn" which had it's world premier in Marietta. Current population is around 15,000 people.

I have been to Marietta many times, it is nice.

by anon January 15, 2005

maxe

The sexiest person on the planet. The Greek equivalent of Don Juan.
A real-life sex-machine and an endless source of pleasure for women worldwide.
Also known as the dream lover!.

My god! MXE is more handsome than Brad Pitt!

by Anon April 22, 2005

zweifach

the funny fam. older brother (ben) with big lips. also a beast at baseball (and academics). younger sister (sarah) with a tiny body but a huge ass. also good with her hands (and academics). porn-filmer cousin (???).

Why can't I be in the Zweifach fam?

by anon April 24, 2005

Little Ball Sucker

Little Ball Sucker Macceh - One who persistently tries to own as hard as b0 and Mezza.

Macceh is a Little Ball Sucker

by anon February 27, 2004