Anon's definitions

Little Johnny

The protagonist of many jokes who can get away with anything.

The teacher asked the class if they could use the word "contagious" in a sentance. Little Johnny raised his hand and said "Last week when we had the snowstorm, my father took the snowblower and blew all the snow into my neighbor's driveway. He then came back in the house laughing, saying it will take that contagious to shovel up that mess."

by Anon April 25, 2003

knowsfords

A guy who sits on irc and quotes futurama alot

shut your fucking face with the futurama quotes!

by anon July 21, 2004

schmeef

1. A very awesome individual, that typically provokes people to have a great time.

2. A very hip trendy item, something cool.

2. Oh my god, that girl is wearing the most Schmeef outfit thats hot!

by Anon March 9, 2005

dirtbag

term common to police jargon to describe those involved in criminal activity.

Hook that worthless dirtbag up!

by anon February 15, 2004

your ruse

Something that is not appreciated.

Randal: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.

Customer: I beg your pardon?

Randal: Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me. (From Clerks)

by Anon July 20, 2009

FUCK

when you die of embarrassment and the only thing u can say is FUCK

a: FUCK
b: true

by anon January 29, 2024

Iz Niz

none of your business, mind your own business, or stay out of my business

"aint none yo iz niz how much crack my man smokes."

"stay out my iz niz."

"its none of Ricardo's iz niz how much heroin Kim shoots up a day."

by anon April 25, 2004