anon's definitions

poke

Nah nah people, you've got it all wrong(or maybe I have, but last time I heard this is what 'poke' or 'poking' is known as in Oceania). Poking is not having sex. It's when someone inserts their finger into a girl's pussy with a repeated thrusting motion. The girl's version of third base.

"Hey, has your bf poked you yet?"

by anon September 30, 2004

gangster shit

what happens when keeping it real goes wrong.

We can handle this like we got some class, or we can into some gangster shit.

by anon March 3, 2005

xxx

The perfect score in bowling.

"Yay!" The overly-perky middle student cried, "I just scored!"
"Yeah!" Her companion flashed a thumbs up, "We got triple X!"

by Anon November 7, 2004

chonk

The ultimate penis, fat and of considerable length.

by anon June 14, 2003

tonging

When an asian person is throwing up because they can't handle their booze.

Chung-Ching, everytime we go out you're always tonging!

by Anon January 28, 2004

knowsfords

A person with an extremely large wang

Oh my you're such a knowsfords

by anon July 21, 2004

led zeppelin

The best cover band ever. Just ask Willie Dixon.

Led Zepplin is a band, Jimi Hendrix is a virtuoso.

by anon March 1, 2005