1 definition by anomuss
when someone grabs either the front of your underwear or the back and pulls up as high as they can go
True Story
I was walking home from school and and the three school bullies jumped me. they tied my hands behind my back blindfolded me and made me walk to some place i still dont know of. they untied my hands and gave me a hanging wedgie. they took off the blindfold and started laughing at me. they made me call my parents and say that i was staying over at my friends for 1 or 2 days. one of them pulled my legs down as far as they could go and they each took turns punching and kicking me in the balls for about 5 minutes each. they then took me down still in a wedgie and tied my hands together. the main bully gave me a superman wedgie and flew me into the bathroom. they gave me a swirly for 30 seconds while still in the wedgie put me in a hanging wedgie for a minute, then gave me another swirly for a minute. they then took me to the closet, and there was a hook on both sides. they put the front of my underwear on one hook and the back on the other hook. they then put duct tape over my mouth and left me there for about 3 hours. they came back fed me rotten food, and then made me drink 3L of water. they then took me down blindfoled me and put me on a flagpole in the school. i had to wait until someone came to get me down. i was in a wedgie for a total of 37 hours.
I was walking home from school and and the three school bullies jumped me. they tied my hands behind my back blindfolded me and made me walk to some place i still dont know of. they untied my hands and gave me a hanging wedgie. they took off the blindfold and started laughing at me. they made me call my parents and say that i was staying over at my friends for 1 or 2 days. one of them pulled my legs down as far as they could go and they each took turns punching and kicking me in the balls for about 5 minutes each. they then took me down still in a wedgie and tied my hands together. the main bully gave me a superman wedgie and flew me into the bathroom. they gave me a swirly for 30 seconds while still in the wedgie put me in a hanging wedgie for a minute, then gave me another swirly for a minute. they then took me to the closet, and there was a hook on both sides. they put the front of my underwear on one hook and the back on the other hook. they then put duct tape over my mouth and left me there for about 3 hours. they came back fed me rotten food, and then made me drink 3L of water. they then took me down blindfoled me and put me on a flagpole in the school. i had to wait until someone came to get me down. i was in a wedgie for a total of 37 hours.
by anomuss January 3, 2012