angus macfarlane's definitions

zombie

a zombie is an undead soul it is humanoid and hence possesses a creed ie being a zombie is possible but hard for humans to attain... it does not thrive of the flesh of other living beings but the flesh of the living god from within

"i had a zombie body" says the living god... back before the flood but i was able to save myself and did not just only live the once few that was close

by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007

gnome

a gnome is another humanoid creed ... it originates from the idea of living in paradise a bible will be written about it one day .... it is the preserver of land and paradise ie why you see little ones in your garden to protect it from desiese and bad weather ... they are not magical like elves but are really only interested in the physical land that they dwell on

my brother is a gnome

by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007

uniting church

the uniting church is a church that maintains all rights reserved for all people and in doing so allows all things to be possible and allows complex issues to be resolved slowly and lets god manifest in the truth.

i am a member of the uniting church... because all things are possible all the time i must allow all people the right to that belief if i don't "i" am there ruler and therefore assume to be a god and have minions i obey all the ten commandments but in doing so i reserve one for all people to love there neighbour as they love themselves that is my teaching

by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007

gargoyle

a gargoyle is someone that preseves virgin faith.. hence why they are on alot of churches.... this can be from the creation of a new religion to preserving a womans chastity
and if you are really experienced her virginity as well...
that is why they look hideous and eventually turn to stone
because of what preserving a virgin or virgin faith can do to you...

this church has had so many people do the wrong thing that without the gargoyle people would not know if it was a faith at all

by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007

ghoul

a living person who has lived before and is the spirit of that deceased person ... preserver of there personal faith
also has the body of that person but has never died in spirit ... a spirit of the dead or soul of a dead person living in the persons ... next life body again ... that has never died

my girlfriend was a ghoul

by angus macfarlane March 17, 2007