2 definitions by android_weber
A person so staunchly conservative that his/her ass cheeks will remain clenched as long as a democrat is president.
“Rush Limbaugh is so right-assed he could manufacture diamonds.”
by android_weber August 25, 2009
The stifling, uncomfortable feeling a person gets when a witty tweet comes to mind, but he/she has no access to twitter.
by android_weber August 25, 2009