5 definitions by ambulance_x

jew gold

Popularized by 'Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow' episode number 908 of South Park, Jew Gold is the gold contained in a small bag that is hung around every Jewish man and womans neck. Every Jewish man and woman also carries a fake bag filled with rocks or other heavy items so it will be perceived as the real jew gold.

Hand over the jew gold you jew, i know you have two bags, one real one fake, give me both.

by ambulance_x February 3, 2007

jewbs

Jewish womans boobs. It comes from the joke, Q: "What do you call a Jewish womans boobs?" A: "Jewbs!" The name 'Jewbs" also inspired the naming of a jewish mans testicles, 'Jewbsticles'.

After celebrating Hanukkah, my wife and i retired to bed and i proceeded to fondle her jewbs.

by ambulance_x February 3, 2007

Jewbsticles

Jewish mans testicles. Originaly this joke created the word Jewbs, Q: "What do you call a Jewish womans boobs?" A: "Jewbs!" The name 'Jewbs" then inspired the naming of a jewish mans testicles, 'Jewbsticles'. A Jewish man has two jewbsticles (singular jewbsticle), they dangle from his jewsack.

When my sisters Jewish boyfriend goes swimming, he wears speedo's and you can clearly see the outline of his jewbsticles because they are tight and hug his crutch.

by ambulance_x February 3, 2007

jewsack

The name given to a jewish mans ball sack. A jewsack contains two juwbsticles.

Let me fondle your jewsack or ill tell your god you accepted christ.

by ambulance_x February 3, 2007

third base

Controversially debated, but the modern accepted definition of 'Third Base' is both Fellatio and Cunnilingus.

Fellatio being oral sex performed on a male, involves a penis being placed into ones mouth, commonly known as a headjob, sucking off or a blowjob, although one generally does not blow when performing.

Cunnilingus being oral sex performed on a female, involves a tongue entering a vagina, commonly known as licking out and eating out.

Late Tuesday night, Mike drove Jen to make out point in his newly imported supra, once there Mike managed to reach third base for the first time with Jen when Mike licked Jen's vagina. Jen had never given anyone a blowjob before and decided she would perform one on Mike the same night. That night Mike and Jen reached 3rd base both ways.

by ambulance_x February 3, 2007