3 definitions by amadeus

shit clock

The amount of time that elapses when you get the urge to have a crap and the time you actually get down to business.

The shit clock is ticking--time to hit the can!

by amadeus April 7, 2005

Pocket Pool

The movement of ones hand to grab the meat and two veg in ones trousers.

Jake was playing pocket pool--the referee was a PRICK !!!

by amadeus April 8, 2005

rat hammock

a womans sanitary napkin

Honey--when you go to the store--can you pick me up a box of rat hammocks?

Uh..what???

by amadeus April 7, 2005