1 definition by allyoucanrapebuffet
A type of rape that has gone overlooked for decades, and it's risen forty-four percent in the last year. What is a bro? A bro is a eighteen to twenty-four year old male who wears birkenstock sandals, watches Family Guy, plays Ultimate Frisbee, and wears an upside down visor or a baseball cap with a pre-frayed brim. You know, a bro. For every suburban house party, four bros will be raped, and only one in seven bros will tell their boys what happened the next day. As a result, most Bro Rapes go unreported. Internet Chat-rooms for bands like Dave Matthews, Jack Johnson, and Incubus have proven to be a hotbed for bro predators looking to pray on unsuspecting bros with phrases like "chill", or "dude let's just chill", or "hey bro, we're chillin'. Wanna get some beers and chill?"
Bro 1: Who's Jack Johnson CD is this? I love Jack Johnson!
Bro 2: Oh me too, I love him too. Let's go up to my room and talk about it.
Bro 1: NO YOU'RE GOING TO BRO RAPE ME!
Bro 2: Oh me too, I love him too. Let's go up to my room and talk about it.
Bro 1: NO YOU'RE GOING TO BRO RAPE ME!
by allyoucanrapebuffet November 12, 2009