alice's definitions

stone butch

A masculine female-bodied person who strongly disassociates from zir body, to the point that ze does not allow zir female parts to be touched or sometimes even acknowledged. Definition can be extended to include emotional untouchability or extreme masculinity.

The stone butch did not even allow her long-time lover to see her naked.

by alice November 7, 2003

Britney Spears

the most famous person ever to walk the face of the planet...

You know who she is dont you

by alice March 1, 2005

sic ting yo

"really good", "really amazingly blinging", etc

ASHLEH:"boi, dat shit is sic ting yo!"

by Alice October 23, 2004

dicklit

Term sometimes used to refer to a wordtransman/word's clitoris.

by alice November 7, 2003

keane

A British band consisting of three men from the mecca of ennui that is Hastings in Sussex. Their lead singer looks like a small-mouthed hobbit, and they write piano-based tunes with trite lyrics that resemble Coldyplay, David Grey, and British bands in the early twentieth century who fall under the umbrella of the new acoustic movement. Not to be confused with footballer Roy Keane.

Lead singer Tom Chaplin has a nice voice, but unfortunately it is wasted on dull songs that attempt to soar but never really take off. Their biggest single is probably Everybody's Changing, used as Eastenders background music, and their first single was released on Indie record label Fierca Panda. Who consequently let them be signed by a major label, Island, as they realised they were a bunch of cobblers.

"Like a lot of people, we've gone into making music because we're not terribly brilliant at expressing things. None of us are your bog-standard, confident, outgoing rockstar types." - Pianist Tim Oxley-Rice, quoted from drownedinsound.com.

by Alice September 2, 2004

nothing

everything when somebody says nothing is wrong it means everything is wrong

boy:whats wrong you look sad?
girl: nothing (<--liar)

by alice March 7, 2005

zom-zom

A crudely formed paper cone used to hold tobacco spittle while masturbating during a nicotine enhanced euphoria.

i.e.: Fuck! my zom zom leaked into my urethra!

by Alice February 11, 2005