4 definitions by albatoss

Constacrack

Where the human butt crack is always showing, even when said person is standing up straight.

Did you see Alice the other day? Man she had a bad case of constacrack.

by albatoss January 28, 2011

A doctor who gives steroids to his patients legally or illegally. A parody of the Futurama character Dr. Zoidberg.

Man 1: Dude, you are looking ripped!

Man 2: Yep, thanks to Dr. Roidberg, I don't even have to work out.

by albatoss December 16, 2011

After watching the Redskins game, I have a bad case of Orakpophobia.

by albatoss November 4, 2011

Occurring, growing, or settled at widely spaced intervals; not thick or dense.

We wandered around a forest and since the trees were sparse, it was very easy to navigate through it.

by albatoss December 6, 2011