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dirty burger

a burger acquired from an unverifiable source, such as as a late night snack following kicking out time at a nightclub. Usually sold from a mobile kitchen. Often very worthwhile - they can be tasty, filling and inexspensive, especially when sold in daylight hours on main roads to sober drivers and passengers, but when sold to drunks after midnight will probably consist of stray cats and toast. Origin - Midlands, UK.
next little chef is about ten miles up - wait - Pull over! pull over! it's the dirty burger van! We're saved!
by Al December 28, 2004
mugGet the dirty burgermug.

that's the way the cookie crumbles

A term used to explain to somebody that you can't control the way things are going to happen or exspect them to happen a certain way.
Person 1: I never win anything
Person 2: Thats the way the cookie crumbles
by Al May 31, 2004
mugGet the that's the way the cookie crumblesmug.

Niggerotic

Used by the "ole skool gangstas" in and around Peckham, London for centuries.
"Hey hey ma nigger, that shits niggerotic!!!"
by Al October 28, 2004
mugGet the Niggeroticmug.

c++

1. Mid-level programming language that provides extreme versatility, given a willingness to perhaps spend months writing a program.

2. Grade earned as a direct result of sexual favors.

3. Right up there with capping rival drug dealers and playing out hos in the gangbangin' world.
1. #include <iostream>
int main()
{std::cout << "this is c++\n";
return 0;}

2. Michelle got a c++ because she went down on the teacher. Otherwise, she couldn't have managed an F.

3. Now that urbandictionary.com has definitions for c++, look for words like "accounting" and "1040EZ form", which are also closely linked to life on the streets.
by Al October 12, 2003
mugGet the c++mug.

phat

Thick bodied, and having a large, voluptuous butt. Also an acronym for "pretty", "hot", "and", "tempting".
All of the girls out Cherry Hill are phat
by Al January 17, 2003
mugGet the phatmug.

beer blumpkin

receiving head while on the shitter and drinking a beer.
Dave received a beer blumpkin @ the bar last night.
by al May 21, 2004
mugGet the beer blumpkinmug.

fuckpuppet

one who is sexually entered and used like a puppet
i am going to shove my fist in your ass and make you my fuckpuppet
by AL March 12, 2003
mugGet the fuckpuppetmug.

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