al's definitions

Ass clown

craigers

craigers is an ass clown and cant think of any better insult than ass clown for other people

by al October 2, 2003

scatter

Someone of a messy disposition, for example they could be lanky, have messy hair, or just generally be disorganised.

Oh look at Christine, she's such a scatter!

by Al October 13, 2004

Wassim

An act by a person that dumbfounds others.

To ask her out you called her fat? You pulled a Wassim.

by Al February 6, 2004

spide

Originally from the term Spiderman because of the clothes they wore. ie. fashion sense of spiderman.
Usually come accompanied with sovereigns, moustaches, short hair, baseball caps, shell suits and hang around in groups of a hundred + lookin for a diggin`.
(also linked to most forms of trance and hardcore)

Look at the state of those wee spidey fuckers.

by al July 6, 2003

bungle weed

comes from the term bad weed and jungle weed, real crappy weed.

dude this is some fuckin bungle weed

by al April 1, 2005

steeds

short verbalism of STDs (sexually transmitted diseases, idiot).

yo, that guys is swarming in steeds.

by al December 1, 2004

soda can

An ugly female.
An ugly female often seen with attractive females.
Often it is the case of when several girls are noticed, all are pretty and one is ugly. Comes from the image of a beautiful serene lake and the view is spoiled by a soda can that has been thrown in the water.

"That bitch ain't nothing but a soda can."

by Al May 17, 2006