al's definitions

lo0ol

The extreme of lol (laugh out loud), lmao (laugh my ass off), and rotfl (roll on the floor laughing). Used in instant messenging when you can't express how much you're laughing when you're on the computer or a phone.

Someone says something really funny and then you type, "lo0ol".

by Al August 19, 2004

stoner

A person who smoke a lot of marijuana. they are usually peaceful and have good views about life and society. The people who denounce them are usually hypocrytes who drink alcohol heavily but are opposed to weed because it gives them a low-life image.

Oh my god!! What a fuckin stoner bro!!

by Al May 13, 2005

baby batter

Semen. Also a key ingredient in milkshakes.

Take one (1) whole egg. Add baby batter. Mix gently. Produces bun in the oven. Allow to heat for nine months.

by Al February 13, 2005

Nachos

Used to indicate what does NOT belong to you

'dis bitch is NACHOS, she's mine!

by Al December 23, 2003

paddy's motorbike

a trench rammer or "Wacker" - basically a petrol engine driving a flat stomper, used for compacting earth back into a trench or flattening local repairs in tarmac.

So called because of its prolific use by apparently irish road labourers.

this hole's ready for filling, we'd better go and borrow Paddy's motorbike.

by Al January 29, 2005

Shower in a can

deoderant, used when time is short or the showers aren't working. Usually in a post-sport setting

Hey Grant, got any shower in a can? Can't be arsed haing a shower, need a beer

by Al January 26, 2005

What the family

What Bart Simpson says. When he is surprised, he wants to say "What the fuck", but in front of the audience he uses Family instead of Fuck as they start with the same alphabet.

Homer: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart!
Bart: What the family?

by Al August 10, 2005