al's definitions

Aardvark

Derived from the character 'Arvid' from Head of the class. Someone who is nerd-ish and basically has no social status. Also symbolic of someone who is clumsy and dopey looking.

That guy is so skinny and aardvark!

by Al April 27, 2004

RBS

Acronym for Random Boner Syndrome. Pretty self explanatory, but it happens when you're just sitting there and randomly get a boner. Usually not spurred by anything.

"Yo man, I was sittin in class one day and got hit with RBS."
"And..."
"Well, the teacher called on me, and I had to go up to the board. Everyone laughed."
"Yeah, that's cause yo wang is small, guy."

by Al April 21, 2004

sexist

1. One who practices discriminatory behavoir based on gender. The individual may be of either sex, and may discriminate against their own sex, as well as the opposite sex.

1. Sally hates me, because she is a femenist, and I am a man, which makes her a dirty sexist.

by Al October 12, 2003

school

v., to beat someone at (a race, game, etc.) so badly that you teach them a 'lesson' in how to be better at whatever it is they lost at

yo, i'm gonna totally school you at vice city

by al December 11, 2004

dusted

To get killed.
Used in Vietnam during the war. From the phrase "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust".

Man, Jones got dusted today.

by Al March 10, 2005

d block

Group formed by rap star Jadakiss of the Lox, who is quite possibly its only famous member

Everywhere we go, people want to know
Who we are, so we tell them
This is d-block, mighty mighty d-block

by al January 25, 2004

Wax

NyNiCk said:
"People seem to think to "wax" something or to "wax" someone is strictly to fuck or bust a nut. "Wax" also means for a male to perform fellatio on a female."

You cannot perform fellatio on a female. The correct word for performing oral sex on a female is cunnilingus. Whether performed by a male or female is irrelevant.

You can only perform fellatio on a man.

My girlfriend and I did a 69 last night. She performed fellatio on me while I was performing cunnilingus on her.

by Al March 20, 2005