al's definitions

bah

an expression of apathy stemming from frustration

"yo, you wanna go over stuff for the politics test next period"
"bah"

by al December 11, 2004

Lew note

Any IOU for a gambling debt of $60. Size, roughly 3"x7 1/2"

After this poker game I'll owe you a Lew note.

by Al May 13, 2005

pants monster

a creature that preys on old men in public. Only appears to be able to devour them from armpits down.

Good god take control of the pants monster before it gets over your head.

by Al March 29, 2005

lewnote

any gambling debt of $60

After this poker game I'll have to give you a lewnote.

by Al March 30, 2005

chancre head

A person whose presence and character are so dispicable that a preson covered with chancre sores all over their face and head would be easier to deal with.

It physically pained me to have to sit in the meeting with that chancre head after his tirade of lies, excuses and mis-representations

by Al November 8, 2003

fuckpuppet

one who is sexually entered and used like a puppet

i am going to shove my fist in your ass and make you my fuckpuppet

by AL March 12, 2003

salty dog

The act of having sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you.

Yeah, suck that SaLtY DoG!!

by Al April 4, 2003