al's definitions

like

1. A word implying similarity between two things.

2. A level of romantic interest that is not as high as love, yet not exclusive to sex.

3. An idiot teenager conversation spacer that is virtually meaningless.

1. Apples are like bananas, in that they are both fruits.

2. John is in like with Dave, because they are both fruits.

3. "So, like, I was like, 'Why don't we like do something?' <insipid high pitched giggle>" - Teenaged Girl with IQ 75

by Al October 27, 2003

nu metal

bunch of cunts taking the piss out of our musical heritage. Thin Lizzy rule!

Linkin Pork, sorry I'll respell that, Stinking Pork.

by al December 12, 2004

Heavyweight

used to mean something really good, bo, phat, shatpank, booshank etc

that chicken tikka masala was heavyweight!! now where's the shitter?

by AL April 26, 2004

non-offensive swears

Kind of like non-alcoholic beer, or decafinated sugar-free soda. Why swear if you're not going to piss people off?

"Fudge, sugar, butt, witch, Booke Shields" just isn't as good as "fuck, shit, ass, bitch, Barbara Striesand".

by Al October 27, 2003

baby

1. Term of endearment, usually used by people having sexual intercourse with one another.

2. Exclamation, usually during sexual intercourse.

3. The direct consequence of sexual intercourse.

1. When my girlfriend started calling my best friend "baby", I knew it was over.

2. Oh baby! Yes!

3. How could something as good as sex have made this baby?

by Al October 12, 2003

Lew note

Any IOU for a gambling debt of $60. Size, roughly 3"x7 1/2"

After this poker game I'll owe you a Lew note.

by Al May 13, 2005

chancre head

A person whose presence and character are so dispicable that a preson covered with chancre sores all over their face and head would be easier to deal with.

It physically pained me to have to sit in the meeting with that chancre head after his tirade of lies, excuses and mis-representations

by Al November 8, 2003