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lewnote

any gambling debt of $60
After this poker game I'll have to give you a lewnote.
by Al March 30, 2005
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chancre head

A person whose presence and character are so dispicable that a preson covered with chancre sores all over their face and head would be easier to deal with.
It physically pained me to have to sit in the meeting with that chancre head after his tirade of lies, excuses and mis-representations
by Al November 8, 2003
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nu metal

bunch of cunts taking the piss out of our musical heritage. Thin Lizzy rule!
Linkin Pork, sorry I'll respell that, Stinking Pork.
by al December 12, 2004
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Heavyweight

used to mean something really good, bo, phat, shatpank, booshank etc
that chicken tikka masala was heavyweight!! now where's the shitter?
by AL April 26, 2004
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like

1. A word implying similarity between two things.

2. A level of romantic interest that is not as high as love, yet not exclusive to sex.

3. An idiot teenager conversation spacer that is virtually meaningless.
1. Apples are like bananas, in that they are both fruits.

2. John is in like with Dave, because they are both fruits.

3. "So, like, I was like, 'Why don't we like do something?' <insipid high pitched giggle>" - Teenaged Girl with IQ 75
by Al October 27, 2003
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gas axe

An oxyacetylene cutting torch. So called because it runs on gas, and is useful for chopping things off quickly (albeit none too neatly).
"it's way too thick for a hacksaw, we'll be hare 'til christmas. Best take the gas-axe to it"
by Al December 28, 2004
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that's the way the cookie crumbles

A term used to explain to somebody that you can't control the way things are going to happen or exspect them to happen a certain way.
Person 1: I never win anything
Person 2: Thats the way the cookie crumbles
by Al May 31, 2004
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