al's definitions
Acronym for Random Boner Syndrome. Pretty self explanatory, but it happens when you're just sitting there and randomly get a boner. Usually not spurred by anything.
"Yo man, I was sittin in class one day and got hit with RBS."
"And..."
"Well, the teacher called on me, and I had to go up to the board. Everyone laughed."
"Yeah, that's cause yo wang is small, guy."
"And..."
"Well, the teacher called on me, and I had to go up to the board. Everyone laughed."
"Yeah, that's cause yo wang is small, guy."
by Al April 21, 2004
Get the RBSmug. 1. (MAD) Any situation or course of action which ensures the total erradication of all parties involved.
2. Often used to describe what would have happened in the Cold War Era were one side to have attacked the other using nuclear weapons, causing the other side to retaliate, ensuring the nuclear obliteration of most of Asia and North America.
2. Often used to describe what would have happened in the Cold War Era were one side to have attacked the other using nuclear weapons, causing the other side to retaliate, ensuring the nuclear obliteration of most of Asia and North America.
1. When Phil and Bob entered into that gay-suicide-love-pact, they were pursuing a course of mutually assured destruction.
2. Mutually assured destruction never happened in the Cold War -- look around you people; we're living in America, not the movie Cyborg.
2. Mutually assured destruction never happened in the Cold War -- look around you people; we're living in America, not the movie Cyborg.
by Al October 12, 2003
Get the mutually assured destructionmug. by al May 28, 2003
Get the elephante'mug. "you should've seen it sarge. knives all round and a bag of charlie, chilli sauce all over the place"
by Al February 5, 2005
Get the chilli saucemug. by al November 12, 2004
Get the snowymug. by Al January 20, 2003
Get the shot callermug. 1. State of complete intoxication (ie, hammered, floored, wasted, smashed, destroyed, etc...).
2. When the total cost of repairs to a vehicle excedes the total appraissed value of the vehicle.
3. On a driving penalty scale, one up from DWI 3rd offense, one down from attempted automotive manslaughter (except in states where the above are equivalent).
2. When the total cost of repairs to a vehicle excedes the total appraissed value of the vehicle.
3. On a driving penalty scale, one up from DWI 3rd offense, one down from attempted automotive manslaughter (except in states where the above are equivalent).
1. I got so totaled I passed out on the bar last night.
2. My insurance provider told me to start looking for a new car when I totaled mine.
3. Al: I was drinking and driving last night, and something bad happened.
Bob: DWI, AGAIN??
Al: Nah, I totaled my car.
2. My insurance provider told me to start looking for a new car when I totaled mine.
3. Al: I was drinking and driving last night, and something bad happened.
Bob: DWI, AGAIN??
Al: Nah, I totaled my car.
by Al October 14, 2003
Get the totaledmug.