al's definitions

Shower in a can

deoderant, used when time is short or the showers aren't working. Usually in a post-sport setting

Hey Grant, got any shower in a can? Can't be arsed haing a shower, need a beer

by Al January 26, 2005

greyfriars

Having a shit
Rhyming slang - Greyfriar's Bobby - Jobby

I'm away for a Greyfriars

by Al April 30, 2004

Cretin

An encourageable greenhorn. No matter how much you try, the person has no idea of what he is being instructed, nor does he care. The person is hopeless

That asshole cretin couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel. He'll never learn.

by Al November 8, 2003

fuckpuppet

one who is sexually entered and used like a puppet

i am going to shove my fist in your ass and make you my fuckpuppet

by AL March 12, 2003

beer blumpkin

receiving head while on the shitter and drinking a beer.

Dave received a beer blumpkin @ the bar last night.

by al May 21, 2004

salty dog

The act of having sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you.

Yeah, suck that SaLtY DoG!!

by Al April 4, 2003

clutch

Clutch is something really sweet.

"I got an A on my paper." "Oh that was clutch" Also see clutchbag

by al July 18, 2004