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Biff Master Flex

n: a person who falls hard ALL the time. The greatest master of all biffs known to man kind. Someone that falls so hard that it even makes you feel the pain.

see also: biff,biffs,biffed

Devon: HAH! Did you see Howard biff when he did that triple flip kick for the hacky sac?

Damien: yeah what a fucking kid eh? He does those tricks all the time and ALWAYS falls.

Christine: Yeah he fucking biffed sooooooo hard... We should call him Biff Master Flex.

by ae123456 January 15, 2009

ultimate douchebaggery

adj: when someone does something so out of line and so offensive, it surpasses the definition of plain ol' douchebaggery.

see also: Kanye West, douche bag, douchebaggery, asshole, VMAS 2009, Kanye'd

Amy: holy shit, did that really just happen??!! again?!

Ashley: WTF!

Kanye West performed act of ultimate douchebaggery by stealing Taylor Swift's golden moment at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. What a douche!

by ae123456 September 14, 2009

facebook date

v:
To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them. Commonly used between friends, and said relationship is only confined to facebook and does not actually exist in real life.

Ashley: hey kel, wanna facebook date?

Kelley: yeah sure!

Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelley*

Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?

by ae123456 November 11, 2009

Pooner

n: a person who has fallen into a comatose like state from the consumption of large amounts of alcohol.

see also: Poonin

* "Julie is sitting in on her couch after 8 shots of smirnoff in a row. She begins to feel quite dizzy after enduring a long, yet pointless conversation. All of a sudden, she somehow passes out, smashes her head with a loud thud off of the table, bounces to the floor landing in an awkward position, and just sleeps."

Amber: AHAHAHAAH!! did you guys just see that?! That was fucking hilarious!!!

Laura: haha yeah man, that's Ju for ya.

Christine: Wow... what a pooner!

by ae123456 January 15, 2009

the base

n: short form of the basement

usually where a bunch of drunken teenagers gather to have a great time.

Amber: Hey you wanna chill later tonight and get shitfaced?

Amy: yeah man, I'll meet you in the base, just walk right in!

by ae123456 January 15, 2009

ballin' outrageous

adj:

to describe an object that is esthetically pleasing in every way. This is usually an inanimate object, such as an item of clothing, a piece of furniture, or a vehicle. On other terms, it can also be used to describe someone's financial status.

see also: ballin',ballin

Yo! did you see those rims on that old guys motorized scooter? That's ballin' outrageous!

by ae123456 August 11, 2009

butthole bandit

noun:

a person who without prior knowledge or consent, sticks anything in or around the premises of your butthole.

see also: Buttfinger, Asshole Assassin,

After my best friend Andrea did the weekly walk of shame from the guys house last night all the way back to my place, she then told me how her Thursday night fuck buddy "accidently" put a finger in her butthole.

Andrea: At first I thought he just got it in the wrong hole, but then it happened AGAIN...

Liz: Yo he totally violated your ass on purpose. He's a secret butthole bandit!

by ae123456 September 14, 2012