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shit disturber

adj: someone who stirs up drama, usually for no valid reason what so ever.

see also: Kanye West, Kanye'd, Ye'd, ultimate douchebaggery, asshole
Kanye West is a big shit disturber, who loves drama.

He stole the spotlight shamelessly from Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAs, proclaiming Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time. Someone really needs to take that bottle away from his dumbass
by ae123456 September 14, 2009
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recessionitis

noun: the new disease. Much like chronic bronchitis that can take months, even years to go away.

The new excuse to not do anything. This is the act of excluding yourself from social activities because you simply just can't afford it.

see also: recessionista
Amber: Hey are you coming out to the bar tonight?

Amy: Ahh man I wish I could... but I have a really bad case of recessionitis.
by ae123456 March 4, 2009
mugGet the recessionitismug.

bromosexuality

noun - love shared between two (or more) bros, but is not considered homosexual.

origin: Brody Jenner's reality tv show Bromance(Quote Taken from MTV's The After Show)
bromosexuality

I'm a bro
you're a bro
we're dudes, lets hug!
lets canoodle
lets pat each other on the back
its not gay it's totally cool
by ae123456 January 14, 2009
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Poonin

adj: To describe someone who falls asleep or falls into a comatose like state at an important event such as a party, due to their large consumption of alcohol.

past tense/noun: pooner
Example 1:
Ashley: OMG! Look at Abby is passed on the couch, it looks like she's a zombie!

Greg: Yeah man that bitch is poonin out.

Example 2:

Mary: Where the hell did Mike go? He was supposed to be my partner in beer pong?!

Jake: Uh, Last time I saw him he was hugging the toilet, then he passed out and smashed his head off the bathtub...

Mary: what a fucking pooner!!
by ae123456 January 15, 2009
mugGet the Pooninmug.

booty assessment

verb:

The act of checking out ones own ass to make sure it is appealing. This can also include another persons opinion to back up your own.

Usually played out by a female who is looking to purchase a new pair of pants or the like, and this act will either make or break the purchase.
(Carly was trying on a pair of pants at the mall, and when she exited the change room to show Megan there was a moment of awkward silence.)

Carly: Wow these jeans fit like a glove, and they're so comfortable!

Megan: uhh.. Carly, have you given yourself the booty assessment yet?

Carly: ...no? (walks to the 3-way mirror and does a twirl)

Carly: Jesus christ are you kidding me? These pants make my ass look as deformed as Joan Rivers' face!
by ae123456 August 10, 2009
mugGet the booty assessmentmug.

The Beer Store

n: where people in Ontario, Canada go to buy beer. They sell everything from Canadian brewed beer to imported beer, even beer related merchandise!

The beer store is also controlled by the Liquor Control Board of Ontario (LCBO) and was founded in 1927. As of 2007, there were 450 Beer Stores in operation across Ontario.

see also: LCBO
hey man... wanna grab me some Budweiser from the beer store?
by ae123456 January 20, 2009
mugGet the The Beer Storemug.

box kick

v: the opposite of kicking a male in the nether regions, but solely for a female.

much like threatening to punch someone in the ovaries, but much more amusing.
shut up bitch before i give you a box kick.
by ae123456 April 22, 2009
mugGet the box kickmug.

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