ae123456's definitions

Pooner

n: a person who has fallen into a comatose like state from the consumption of large amounts of alcohol.

see also: Poonin

* "Julie is sitting in on her couch after 8 shots of smirnoff in a row. She begins to feel quite dizzy after enduring a long, yet pointless conversation. All of a sudden, she somehow passes out, smashes her head with a loud thud off of the table, bounces to the floor landing in an awkward position, and just sleeps."

Amber: AHAHAHAAH!! did you guys just see that?! That was fucking hilarious!!!

Laura: haha yeah man, that's Ju for ya.

Christine: Wow... what a pooner!

by ae123456 January 15, 2009

Biff Master Flex

n: a person who falls hard ALL the time. The greatest master of all biffs known to man kind. Someone that falls so hard that it even makes you feel the pain.

see also: biff,biffs,biffed

Devon: HAH! Did you see Howard biff when he did that triple flip kick for the hacky sac?

Damien: yeah what a fucking kid eh? He does those tricks all the time and ALWAYS falls.

Christine: Yeah he fucking biffed sooooooo hard... We should call him Biff Master Flex.

by ae123456 January 15, 2009

Hacky Sac

n: 1)a small sac like ball which is filled with tiny pieces of rock, sand, or plastic.

2) a circle game of usually 4 or more people in which you use a hacky sac to play.

Approximately a bit larger than a golf ball, it is played by using your feet (sometimes hands but only in attempt to keep it in the circle). You can also use your body (such as your head) if the hacky sac is high in the air after a pass.

see also: hack, Biff Master Flex

Julie: Hey guys wanna play some hacky sac at lunch?

Kyle: Yeah sure, I'll bring Howard and a couple other guys.

Julie: Nice! I bet you any money Howard's gunna do some crazy stunts and biff like a mother fucker...as always.

Kyle: Yeah most likely, Oh, don't forget to bring a hacky sac too.

Julie: But of course!

by ae123456 January 15, 2009

Hack

n: 1) a shorter term used instead of hacky sac. "Bring a hack with you if you wanna play the game"

2) the shortened term for the game Hacky Sac(much like keep up using a soccer ball) in which you kick a small sac like ball around in a circle consisting of 4 or more people. "They are playing a game of Hack"

see also: Hacky Sac, Biff Master Flex

Howard: Yo man, you better bring your A-game when we play hack at lunch. I'll be doing some crazy shit so you better watch where you're steppin'!

Amy: I'm down, and I just bought a sick hack the other day too! Just please don't kick me in the face...

by ae123456 January 15, 2009

Lankasaurus

adj: describes a person whom is extremely freaking tall. This person is so tall and that that they tower pretty much over every single person they chill with. You can see this person literally from a mile away.

synonym's: lanky, tall

Hey have you seen my buddy Lankasaurus anywhere? Oh wait nevermind...

by ae123456 January 15, 2009

Thoroughly

adj: To describe something that you enjoy fully and completely. Through and through.

1) I thoroughly enjoyed that huge piece of cake.


2) I enjoy the high of marijuana thoroughly.

by ae123456 January 19, 2009

Doobie Toobie

noun: an invention made by stoners to deter the smell of marijuana. Commonly used while smoking weed in a place of residence.

It is made using an empty toilet paper roll, with bounce (dryer) sheets stuffed inside. Depending on preference, the one end of the tube can be creased inwards so that it molds to the mouth while you blow out the smoke.

see also: doob tube

I stuffed my doobie toobie with 10 mountain breeze bounce sheets.

You never would've thought that a pothead would be smart enough to invent something so randomly cool.

by ae123456 January 19, 2009