ae123456's definitions
verb:
The act of checking out ones own ass to make sure it is appealing. This can also include another persons opinion to back up your own.
Usually played out by a female who is looking to purchase a new pair of pants or the like, and this act will either make or break the purchase.
The act of checking out ones own ass to make sure it is appealing. This can also include another persons opinion to back up your own.
Usually played out by a female who is looking to purchase a new pair of pants or the like, and this act will either make or break the purchase.
(Carly was trying on a pair of pants at the mall, and when she exited the change room to show Megan there was a moment of awkward silence.)
Carly: Wow these jeans fit like a glove, and they're so comfortable!
Megan: uhh.. Carly, have you given yourself the booty assessment yet?
Carly: ...no? (walks to the 3-way mirror and does a twirl)
Carly: Jesus christ are you kidding me? These pants make my ass look as deformed as Joan Rivers' face!
Carly: Wow these jeans fit like a glove, and they're so comfortable!
Megan: uhh.. Carly, have you given yourself the booty assessment yet?
Carly: ...no? (walks to the 3-way mirror and does a twirl)
Carly: Jesus christ are you kidding me? These pants make my ass look as deformed as Joan Rivers' face!
by ae123456 August 10, 2009
Get the booty assessmentmug. v: F-U-C-K ME
obvious pronunciation: eff/if-you-see-kay-me
Britney Spears' newest controversial single to hit the radio waves causing a ruckus in what seems to be the adult world. Currently laws in which deem songs offensive or unsuitable are not being completely considered because the lyrics and title are being acknowledged as an embedded message. However it may not last long since Britney and her camp are already considering revamping the song.
obvious pronunciation: eff/if-you-see-kay-me
Britney Spears' newest controversial single to hit the radio waves causing a ruckus in what seems to be the adult world. Currently laws in which deem songs offensive or unsuitable are not being completely considered because the lyrics and title are being acknowledged as an embedded message. However it may not last long since Britney and her camp are already considering revamping the song.
"all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek amy"
quick kiddies cover your ears!
quick kiddies cover your ears!
by ae123456 January 27, 2009
Get the if you seek amymug. noun: an invention made by stoners to deter the smell of marijuana. Commonly used while smoking weed in a place of residence.
It is made using an empty toilet paper roll, with bounce (dryer) sheets stuffed inside. Depending on preference, the one end of the tube can be creased inwards so that it molds to the mouth while you blow out the smoke.
see also: doob tube
It is made using an empty toilet paper roll, with bounce (dryer) sheets stuffed inside. Depending on preference, the one end of the tube can be creased inwards so that it molds to the mouth while you blow out the smoke.
see also: doob tube
I stuffed my doobie toobie with 10 mountain breeze bounce sheets.
You never would've thought that a pothead would be smart enough to invent something so randomly cool.
You never would've thought that a pothead would be smart enough to invent something so randomly cool.
by ae123456 January 19, 2009
Get the Doobie Toobiemug. see also: constipated, constipation
v: The act of squeezing an unfortunately large poo out of your butt no thanks to being constipated.
v: The act of squeezing an unfortunately large poo out of your butt no thanks to being constipated.
After a few days of my feces just camping out in my bowels, I finally felt the urge to pound a camper.
by ae123456 January 14, 2009
Get the pound a campermug. n: Liquor Control Board of Ontario
This is the place where people in Ontario, Canada buy their alcoholic beverages.
They sell wine, spirits, beer (only in cans), and various assortments of liquor.
See also: The Beer Store
pronunciation: ell-see-bee-oh
This is the place where people in Ontario, Canada buy their alcoholic beverages.
They sell wine, spirits, beer (only in cans), and various assortments of liquor.
See also: The Beer Store
pronunciation: ell-see-bee-oh
Naturally... the LCBO closes at 10pm on weekends and even earlier on weekdays.
wtf is up the governments ass?
Why can't we just be like any other normal country and buy our booze at 24 hr store down the fucking street?!
Oh wait i know... they want to control EVERYTHING. Them bastards!
wtf is up the governments ass?
Why can't we just be like any other normal country and buy our booze at 24 hr store down the fucking street?!
Oh wait i know... they want to control EVERYTHING. Them bastards!
by ae123456 January 20, 2009
Get the LCBOmug. noun: the first day of the new year, following extreme drinking from the previous evening (New Years Eve).
Today the world is a quiet place. Most businesses are closed, and all people are sleeping soundly in their beds, on couches, or wherever else they may have crashed on the previous night. This is the day that most people around the world are recuperating from the previous night of drunken new years celebrations.
Today the world is a quiet place. Most businesses are closed, and all people are sleeping soundly in their beds, on couches, or wherever else they may have crashed on the previous night. This is the day that most people around the world are recuperating from the previous night of drunken new years celebrations.
by ae123456 January 1, 2010
Get the January 1stmug. Team Canada wins the gold against Team USA with 12 minutes & 20 seconds left in overtime (thanks to the MIRACLE goal scored by Crosby) on Februrary 28th at the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics. Thus Canada has earned 14 gold medals in total (breaking a former record held by the former Soviet Union for 13 gold medals at the 1976 Innsbruck Olympics).
hockey is Canada's game, don't get it twisted!
hockey is Canada's game, don't get it twisted!
by ae123456 February 28, 2010
Get the hockeymug.