verb:
The act of checking out ones own ass to make sure it is appealing. This can also include another persons opinion to back up your own.
Usually played out by a female who is looking to purchase a new pair of pants or the like, and this act will either make or break the purchase.
The act of checking out ones own ass to make sure it is appealing. This can also include another persons opinion to back up your own.
Usually played out by a female who is looking to purchase a new pair of pants or the like, and this act will either make or break the purchase.
(Carly was trying on a pair of pants at the mall, and when she exited the change room to show Megan there was a moment of awkward silence.)
Carly: Wow these jeans fit like a glove, and they're so comfortable!
Megan: uhh.. Carly, have you given yourself the booty assessment yet?
Carly: ...no? (walks to the 3-way mirror and does a twirl)
Carly: Jesus christ are you kidding me? These pants make my ass look as deformed as Joan Rivers' face!
Carly: Wow these jeans fit like a glove, and they're so comfortable!
Megan: uhh.. Carly, have you given yourself the booty assessment yet?
Carly: ...no? (walks to the 3-way mirror and does a twirl)
Carly: Jesus christ are you kidding me? These pants make my ass look as deformed as Joan Rivers' face!
by ae123456 August 11, 2009
adj: describes a person whom is extremely freaking tall. This person is so tall and that that they tower pretty much over every single person they chill with. You can see this person literally from a mile away.
synonym's: lanky, tall
synonym's: lanky, tall
by ae123456 January 15, 2009
n: Liquor Control Board of Ontario
This is the place where people in Ontario, Canada buy their alcoholic beverages.
They sell wine, spirits, beer (only in cans), and various assortments of liquor.
See also: The Beer Store
pronunciation: ell-see-bee-oh
This is the place where people in Ontario, Canada buy their alcoholic beverages.
They sell wine, spirits, beer (only in cans), and various assortments of liquor.
See also: The Beer Store
pronunciation: ell-see-bee-oh
Naturally... the LCBO closes at 10pm on weekends and even earlier on weekdays.
wtf is up the governments ass?
Why can't we just be like any other normal country and buy our booze at 24 hr store down the fucking street?!
Oh wait i know... they want to control EVERYTHING. Them bastards!
wtf is up the governments ass?
Why can't we just be like any other normal country and buy our booze at 24 hr store down the fucking street?!
Oh wait i know... they want to control EVERYTHING. Them bastards!
by ae123456 January 21, 2009
adj: when someone does something so out of line and so offensive, it surpasses the definition of plain ol' douchebaggery.
see also: Kanye West, douche bag, douchebaggery, asshole, VMAS 2009, Kanye'd
see also: Kanye West, douche bag, douchebaggery, asshole, VMAS 2009, Kanye'd
Amy: holy shit, did that really just happen??!! again?!
Ashley: WTF!
Kanye West performed act of ultimate douchebaggery by stealing Taylor Swift's golden moment at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. What a douche!
Ashley: WTF!
Kanye West performed act of ultimate douchebaggery by stealing Taylor Swift's golden moment at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. What a douche!
by ae123456 September 14, 2009
noun: the first day of the new year, following extreme drinking from the previous evening (New Years Eve).
Today the world is a quiet place. Most businesses are closed, and all people are sleeping soundly in their beds, on couches, or wherever else they may have crashed on the previous night. This is the day that most people around the world are recuperating from the previous night of drunken new years celebrations.
Today the world is a quiet place. Most businesses are closed, and all people are sleeping soundly in their beds, on couches, or wherever else they may have crashed on the previous night. This is the day that most people around the world are recuperating from the previous night of drunken new years celebrations.
by ae123456 January 01, 2010
noun:
a person who without prior knowledge or consent, sticks anything in or around the premises of your butthole.
see also: Buttfinger, Asshole Assassin,
a person who without prior knowledge or consent, sticks anything in or around the premises of your butthole.
see also: Buttfinger, Asshole Assassin,
After my best friend Andrea did the weekly walk of shame from the guys house last night all the way back to my place, she then told me how her Thursday night fuck buddy "accidently" put a finger in her butthole.
Andrea: At first I thought he just got it in the wrong hole, but then it happened AGAIN...
Liz: Yo he totally violated your ass on purpose. He's a secret butthole bandit!
Andrea: At first I thought he just got it in the wrong hole, but then it happened AGAIN...
Liz: Yo he totally violated your ass on purpose. He's a secret butthole bandit!
by ae123456 September 14, 2012
adj: someone who stirs up drama, usually for no valid reason what so ever.
see also: Kanye West, Kanye'd, Ye'd, ultimate douchebaggery, asshole
see also: Kanye West, Kanye'd, Ye'd, ultimate douchebaggery, asshole
Kanye West is a big shit disturber, who loves drama.
He stole the spotlight shamelessly from Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAs, proclaiming Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time. Someone really needs to take that bottle away from his dumbass
He stole the spotlight shamelessly from Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAs, proclaiming Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time. Someone really needs to take that bottle away from his dumbass
by ae123456 September 14, 2009