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n: a person who falls hard ALL the time. The greatest master of all biffs known to man kind. Someone that falls so hard that it even makes you feel the pain.
see also: biff,biffs,biffed
see also: biff,biffs,biffed
Devon: HAH! Did you see Howard biff when he did that triple flip kick for the hacky sac?
Damien: yeah what a fucking kid eh? He does those tricks all the time and ALWAYS falls.
Christine: Yeah he fucking biffed sooooooo hard... We should call him Biff Master Flex.
Damien: yeah what a fucking kid eh? He does those tricks all the time and ALWAYS falls.
Christine: Yeah he fucking biffed sooooooo hard... We should call him Biff Master Flex.
by ae123456 January 15, 2009
Get the Biff Master Flex mug.n: a person who has fallen into a comatose like state from the consumption of large amounts of alcohol.
see also: Poonin
see also: Poonin
* "Julie is sitting in on her couch after 8 shots of smirnoff in a row. She begins to feel quite dizzy after enduring a long, yet pointless conversation. All of a sudden, she somehow passes out, smashes her head with a loud thud off of the table, bounces to the floor landing in an awkward position, and just sleeps."
Amber: AHAHAHAAH!! did you guys just see that?! That was fucking hilarious!!!
Laura: haha yeah man, that's Ju for ya.
Christine: Wow... what a pooner!
Amber: AHAHAHAAH!! did you guys just see that?! That was fucking hilarious!!!
Laura: haha yeah man, that's Ju for ya.
Christine: Wow... what a pooner!
by ae123456 January 15, 2009
Get the Pooner mug.verb: when someone purposely fishes for compliments from other people to reassure themselves that they are in fact good looking and/or good at a certain subject.
see also: ego, ego high, ego-tastic, ego trippin
see also: ego, ego high, ego-tastic, ego trippin
Dylan: hey ladies, I'm looking mighty fine today don't cha think? Man I'm good and looking good!
Leanne: (*awkwardly replies*) yeah man, shit you're friggen sexy...wait... aren't you like 15?
Mary: Leanne don't buy that crap, he's just looking for an ego stroke...he's not even that GREAT looking! It looks like he just got ran over by the ice cream truck that says "watch for children" all over it.
Leanne: (*awkwardly replies*) yeah man, shit you're friggen sexy...wait... aren't you like 15?
Mary: Leanne don't buy that crap, he's just looking for an ego stroke...he's not even that GREAT looking! It looks like he just got ran over by the ice cream truck that says "watch for children" all over it.
by ae123456 November 10, 2009
Get the ego stroke mug.adj: To describe someone who falls asleep or falls into a comatose like state at an important event such as a party, due to their large consumption of alcohol.
past tense/noun: pooner
past tense/noun: pooner
Example 1:
Ashley: OMG! Look at Abby is passed on the couch, it looks like she's a zombie!
Greg: Yeah man that bitch is poonin out.
Example 2:
Mary: Where the hell did Mike go? He was supposed to be my partner in beer pong?!
Jake: Uh, Last time I saw him he was hugging the toilet, then he passed out and smashed his head off the bathtub...
Mary: what a fucking pooner!!
Ashley: OMG! Look at Abby is passed on the couch, it looks like she's a zombie!
Greg: Yeah man that bitch is poonin out.
Example 2:
Mary: Where the hell did Mike go? He was supposed to be my partner in beer pong?!
Jake: Uh, Last time I saw him he was hugging the toilet, then he passed out and smashed his head off the bathtub...
Mary: what a fucking pooner!!
by ae123456 January 15, 2009
Get the Poonin mug.noun - love shared between two (or more) bros, but is not considered homosexual.
origin: Brody Jenner's reality tv show Bromance(Quote Taken from MTV's The After Show)
origin: Brody Jenner's reality tv show Bromance(Quote Taken from MTV's The After Show)
bromosexuality
I'm a bro
you're a bro
we're dudes, lets hug!
lets canoodle
lets pat each other on the back
its not gay it's totally cool
I'm a bro
you're a bro
we're dudes, lets hug!
lets canoodle
lets pat each other on the back
its not gay it's totally cool
by ae123456 January 14, 2009
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The act of checking out ones own ass to make sure it is appealing. This can also include another persons opinion to back up your own.
Usually played out by a female who is looking to purchase a new pair of pants or the like, and this act will either make or break the purchase.
The act of checking out ones own ass to make sure it is appealing. This can also include another persons opinion to back up your own.
Usually played out by a female who is looking to purchase a new pair of pants or the like, and this act will either make or break the purchase.
(Carly was trying on a pair of pants at the mall, and when she exited the change room to show Megan there was a moment of awkward silence.)
Carly: Wow these jeans fit like a glove, and they're so comfortable!
Megan: uhh.. Carly, have you given yourself the booty assessment yet?
Carly: ...no? (walks to the 3-way mirror and does a twirl)
Carly: Jesus christ are you kidding me? These pants make my ass look as deformed as Joan Rivers' face!
Carly: Wow these jeans fit like a glove, and they're so comfortable!
Megan: uhh.. Carly, have you given yourself the booty assessment yet?
Carly: ...no? (walks to the 3-way mirror and does a twirl)
Carly: Jesus christ are you kidding me? These pants make my ass look as deformed as Joan Rivers' face!
by ae123456 August 10, 2009
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obvious pronunciation: eff/if-you-see-kay-me
Britney Spears' newest controversial single to hit the radio waves causing a ruckus in what seems to be the adult world. Currently laws in which deem songs offensive or unsuitable are not being completely considered because the lyrics and title are being acknowledged as an embedded message. However it may not last long since Britney and her camp are already considering revamping the song.
obvious pronunciation: eff/if-you-see-kay-me
Britney Spears' newest controversial single to hit the radio waves causing a ruckus in what seems to be the adult world. Currently laws in which deem songs offensive or unsuitable are not being completely considered because the lyrics and title are being acknowledged as an embedded message. However it may not last long since Britney and her camp are already considering revamping the song.
"all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek amy"
quick kiddies cover your ears!
quick kiddies cover your ears!
by ae123456 January 27, 2009
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