ae123456's definitions
see also: constipated, constipation
v: The act of squeezing an unfortunately large poo out of your butt no thanks to being constipated.
v: The act of squeezing an unfortunately large poo out of your butt no thanks to being constipated.
After a few days of my feces just camping out in my bowels, I finally felt the urge to pound a camper.
by ae123456 January 14, 2009
Get the pound a campermug. Team Canada wins the gold against Team USA with 12 minutes & 20 seconds left in overtime (thanks to the MIRACLE goal scored by Crosby) on Februrary 28th at the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics. Thus Canada has earned 14 gold medals in total (breaking a former record held by the former Soviet Union for 13 gold medals at the 1976 Innsbruck Olympics).
hockey is Canada's game, don't get it twisted!
hockey is Canada's game, don't get it twisted!
by ae123456 February 28, 2010
Get the hockeymug. noun: the first day of the new year, following extreme drinking from the previous evening (New Years Eve).
Today the world is a quiet place. Most businesses are closed, and all people are sleeping soundly in their beds, on couches, or wherever else they may have crashed on the previous night. This is the day that most people around the world are recuperating from the previous night of drunken new years celebrations.
Today the world is a quiet place. Most businesses are closed, and all people are sleeping soundly in their beds, on couches, or wherever else they may have crashed on the previous night. This is the day that most people around the world are recuperating from the previous night of drunken new years celebrations.
by ae123456 January 1, 2010
Get the January 1stmug. n: Liquor Control Board of Ontario
This is the place where people in Ontario, Canada buy their alcoholic beverages.
They sell wine, spirits, beer (only in cans), and various assortments of liquor.
See also: The Beer Store
pronunciation: ell-see-bee-oh
This is the place where people in Ontario, Canada buy their alcoholic beverages.
They sell wine, spirits, beer (only in cans), and various assortments of liquor.
See also: The Beer Store
pronunciation: ell-see-bee-oh
Naturally... the LCBO closes at 10pm on weekends and even earlier on weekdays.
wtf is up the governments ass?
Why can't we just be like any other normal country and buy our booze at 24 hr store down the fucking street?!
Oh wait i know... they want to control EVERYTHING. Them bastards!
wtf is up the governments ass?
Why can't we just be like any other normal country and buy our booze at 24 hr store down the fucking street?!
Oh wait i know... they want to control EVERYTHING. Them bastards!
by ae123456 January 20, 2009
Get the LCBOmug. n: short form of the basement
usually where a bunch of drunken teenagers gather to have a great time.
usually where a bunch of drunken teenagers gather to have a great time.
Amber: Hey you wanna chill later tonight and get shitfaced?
Amy: yeah man, I'll meet you in the base, just walk right in!
Amy: yeah man, I'll meet you in the base, just walk right in!
by ae123456 January 15, 2009
Get the the basemug. v:
To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them. Commonly used between friends, and said relationship is only confined to facebook and does not actually exist in real life.
To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them. Commonly used between friends, and said relationship is only confined to facebook and does not actually exist in real life.
Ashley: hey kel, wanna facebook date?
Kelley: yeah sure!
Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelley*
Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?
Kelley: yeah sure!
Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelley*
Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?
by ae123456 November 11, 2009
Get the facebook datemug. n: a person who has fallen into a comatose like state from the consumption of large amounts of alcohol.
see also: Poonin
see also: Poonin
* "Julie is sitting in on her couch after 8 shots of smirnoff in a row. She begins to feel quite dizzy after enduring a long, yet pointless conversation. All of a sudden, she somehow passes out, smashes her head with a loud thud off of the table, bounces to the floor landing in an awkward position, and just sleeps."
Amber: AHAHAHAAH!! did you guys just see that?! That was fucking hilarious!!!
Laura: haha yeah man, that's Ju for ya.
Christine: Wow... what a pooner!
Amber: AHAHAHAAH!! did you guys just see that?! That was fucking hilarious!!!
Laura: haha yeah man, that's Ju for ya.
Christine: Wow... what a pooner!
by ae123456 January 15, 2009
Get the Poonermug.