3 definitions by admiralawesome12

The period of time before using the new iPhone's Facetime feature. This is broken after your first Facetime.
Dude, I just got my Facetime Virginity broken on Jim's new iPhone, it was awesome.
by admiralawesome12 July 7, 2010
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Taking a crap. Usually of a large magnitude, where the toilet will probably clog. This may take 10, 20, possibly 30 minutes.
Dude, I just released the Ethiopians in my girlfriend's bathroom, now its clogged.

Need to go release some Ethiopians, shouldn't take too long.

Ocupado, releasing the Ethiopians in here.
by admiralawesome12 June 14, 2010
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"But mom, Eminem is white, there won't be many black people at his concert

He's a rapper isn't he? Then there's going to be a lot of jaggaboos"
by admiralawesome12 July 13, 2010
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