2 definitions by Zumbaya
Zumba is colloquially a type of fitness program that excites the white folk. However, Zumba is also the name of a bitch ass feeder who talks a lot of shit and gets his ass kicked by a cool guy named Ryan. Zumba is a bitch boy who fucks people's wives and sends pictures of his erection to other men, and he also has some strange fascination with corn.
by Zumbaya April 18, 2021
An uprift is a fart classification that indicates vertical mobility. This fart is capable of traveling up the ass crack and out the top of your pants. However, in the right positions this unique fart can travel in between the taint and up to your balls, tickling them in the process.
Chad: "I just busted a rad uprift bro! That shit straight up fondled my scrote!"
Topher: "Niceeeeeeeeeeee"
Topher: "Niceeeeeeeeeeee"
by Zumbaya June 27, 2021