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A South African teen fap-material television show which masquerades as a gaming news, preview and review show.

A typical episode will include videos pulled from Youtube, which everybody has likely already seen, reviews done by people who have never even played games before, texts that looks as if they were written by five year olds running across the bottom of the screen and presenters dressed up like typical attention whores.

Aside from insulting any viewer's intelligence, the show has also been known to insult its audience by sending models who have never touched any games in their lives to cover gaming expos at which they insult the attendees by casting assumptions as to their sexual orientation and likening them to Uruk'Hai.
'Hey my brudda, did you see the review for Amalur on dat show The Verge last night?'

'Dey review gamezzz? I thought it was a show about hot gurlzzz.'
by Zoompaloompa February 23, 2012
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A term invented by rabid PC enthusiasts to describe any game that isn't Baldur's Gate 2 and doesn't require spread-sheet style character management or which uses an accessible interface for gameplay. If the gameplay is easy to get into, PC enthusiasts will consider it rubbish and consolized, no matter how difficult the actual game might be.

Anybody not in agreement on a game being 'consolized' is considered inferior and will never be allowed into said PC enthusiast's battlestati-, err basement.
Clearly that game suffers from consolization, because even though it has won awards for most innovative gameplay, most involving story and best AI in a game, it displays a little text that tells you to press 'E' every time you want to open a door.
by Zoompaloompa June 23, 2011
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