21 definitions by Zoltar85

Haulies

This word defines a group of people who are part of a particular culture that will retrofit "U-Haul" vehicles and make them into campers and recreational vehicles.

When we pulled into the campground, we found that it was filled with Skoolies and Haulies!

by Zoltar85 January 27, 2023

Techno-Amish

One who has the technical ability and understanding on the level of an Amish person who has never had electricity.

I asked Joe how this meter worked and he replied "I'm completely Techno-Amish and have no idea"!

by Zoltar85 January 22, 2016

Smallmart

A store that sells clothing for little people

My midget friend shops at the smallmart up the street!

by Zoltar85 February 10, 2023

Labraphobic

Having a fear of Labrador's

My Labraphobic neighbors called the cops again when my dogs got loose.

by Zoltar85 January 24, 2023

Fallout Food

Types of food that will survive a nuclear attack such as twinkies and jiffy pop, and MRE's.

I keep a box of fallout food in the basement for when the bomb drops!

by Zoltar85 January 22, 2023

Labstacle

When one or more Labrador's are in your way and you need to get over or through them

I tripped over a Labstacle last night in the dark.

by Zoltar85 February 10, 2023

Quantifiable Miracle

When you can identify the positive effects which are a direct result of a decision or action on your part.

Because I introduced Mike and Daniele to each other despite enormous odds, their daughter Elizabeth is a quantifiable miracle.

by Zoltar85 March 30, 2023