2 definitions by Zero$
A real asshole! He flirts with your girlfriend, and next thing you know, she leaves you and runs off with him! Beware of Greg's! They have a natural ability to hypnotize people (especially women) into doing what they want! They use tactics that are not approved of in the most advanced civilizations! Such as preternatural tricks of drugging women, and tricking them into becoming the Greg's mental slave! Or, being super nice, and super fake, which convinces most women, he's "a good guy"! Greg's are usually ugly, brutish, disfigured phantom men, who pray on younger girls and women who are 5-10 years their junior! Greg's simply want to shoot their demonic seed into as many women as possible to over run the Earth with demonoid bastard children, so as to solidify their empire! Greg's are all evil! Avoid like the plague!
(Girlfriend): Who's that guy over there? Do you know him?
(Boyfriend): No idea, never met him before in my life!
(Greg): Hey I'm greg, you want some drugs to get high?
(Boyfriend): No thanks...
(Girlfriend): Yeah sure!
20 mins later, Girlfriend and Greg are swooning over each other in the most vile ways, while Boyfriend is left alone sulking over his stolen love!
(Boyfriend): No idea, never met him before in my life!
(Greg): Hey I'm greg, you want some drugs to get high?
(Boyfriend): No thanks...
(Girlfriend): Yeah sure!
20 mins later, Girlfriend and Greg are swooning over each other in the most vile ways, while Boyfriend is left alone sulking over his stolen love!
by Zero$ September 9, 2014
1. The ability to get high and feel great off of your own body to an infinite level. 2. A supply of drugs that manifests itself from the mind of the user and never runs out. 3. Getting high off of human "products", instead of plant based or synthetic based products. 4. A sensitivity, usually sexual, of the human body and the ability to tap into this sensitivity to an infinite degree and cause the body to react in intended ways! 5. Never ending regeneration or never ending reincarnation of the body.
1. That dude walks around in an infinite-soma of his own stank. 2. Yo, did you see that dude pull that bag of drug out of no where? He's got infinite-soma! 3. Those that get high from smoking their own feces, have an infinite soma to tap into. 4. Do you see that person over there with all the lovers, s/he's got a magic touch, you could say they got an infinite soma. 5. Wolverine from X-Men has infinite soma.
by Zero$ March 22, 2015