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A term used to pacify a scared audience that you are close to doing your job but have in fact done fuck all.
We have ramp-up our delivery of competence.
by Zarendarger May 15, 2020
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The postulated fundamental particle of perspectual reality. Whilst the sense of personal realness is essential a subjective phenomena, it is noted that the effect of mind altering susbstances, music (esp. deep rhythm), environment and the closeness and mood of other sentient individuals the sense of 'realness' can be measured on a scale of timron density. Such that once a certain threshold is reach they become perceivable usually felt, but also possibly seen. This effect is such that sober individuals entering a region of high timron density will experience temporal intoxication.
The vibe of a good party can instantly change the mood of sober visitors - the quality of the music, lighting and relative intoxication of established guests creates a vortex of postulated fundamental particles - named the Timron - which is a way of quantifying the vibe. At increasing timron densities mood, then perceptual effects occurs - such effects must be transmitted by a quantum wave/particle - herein defined as the Timron.
by Zarendarger June 27, 2011
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The action of slapping of a sexual partner's outer thigh, buttock or groin popularized in pornographic movies for circa 1987. This additional stimulus apparently raising the erotic tension of both partners.

The terms apparently represents the cloud of dust resulting from the deliberate slapping of livestock during their evaluation in middle Eastern and North African trading circles.
In "Out Numbered 5' - a salacious and much overlooked contemporary masterpiece directed by Erik Everhard. Ever a perfectionist, Erik makes several cameo appearances during the superficially and deliberately obvious dilemma between Erik and subtle but evil twin. Subterfuge and counterplot provide more than enough tension, but when the Evil Erik realizes his time has come, and Newbie and teasingly reserved newcomer mounts his weakening evil tower of flesh and mocks him with "Bakaak, Bakaak" whist slapping his pale flabby thighs with a coconut shet.
by Zarendarger June 18, 2011
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