2 definitions by Z.W.C.

Fake Sleep

Fake Sleep

To either pretend to sleep or masterbate anywhere or anytime.

Bill: John Are you sleeping IN THERE?
John: "No Answer"
Bill to Tom: John is totally fake sleeping in his room.

by Z.W.C. December 17, 2009

Shower Sleep

To masterbate or fool around in the shower, which makes the user take longer than usual.

Colin: Why is Tony taking so long in the shower?
Adrian: He totally is shower sleeping in there!

by Z.W.C. December 17, 2009