studmidget

A little person with a gigantic member who copulates with big people often. think horse wang on a kitten.

Damn girl, I heard you went runnin with that studmidget Cocoa...

by Yuengling September 27, 2003

magic hat

sexual trick involving:
1 paper bag, 3 rubber bands,1 butane lighter, 2 ice cubes, and 1 dirty hippy chick. use sparingly.

DUDE! i through the magic hat on her! her scorched crotch is still bleeding!!!!

by Yuengling September 27, 2003

housecock boy

Black chef-midget in a gay fraternity house, (particularly of the fraternity Sigma Alpha Epsilon)

Those lucky sigs have a housecock boy who jerks them off after every meal!

by Yuengling September 27, 2003

cockpod

a condom.

Dude! let me get one of your cockpods, this bitch been rubbin my piece!

by Yuengling September 27, 2003

lizardman

man who gets off from eating lizards.

you met that creepy lizardman? fuck, he's like the dude in The Cell...

by Yuengling September 27, 2003

cockmuskie

A penis with fake gold teeth. (Think Black Ron Jeremy)

That cockmuskie reminded me of a world war two fighter jet, damn, them teeth ate me raw.

by Yuengling September 28, 2003

pawslut

a female who rubs on the penis often with the bare hands.

I got this nasty rope burn today...some pawslut was rubbin my jimmy with her sandpaper hands.

by Yuengling September 27, 2003