Ysengrim's definitions

pop up

An advertizing paradox. The best way to exacerbate the internet user against your product. One of the major mistakes of electronic communication. Doomed to disappear soon.

The only porn that turns me off is pop up porn...

by Ysengrim January 3, 2004

mixed up

A synonym for "being or turning bisexual" or "getting curious towards one's other sexual side". That term is derogatory and describes bisexuality from the unilateral point of view of an exclusive homosexual and/or heterosexual stand.

Karla is not completely a lesbian. She is rather... mixed up.

Maybe she is bisexual?

Possibly. But we still love each other dearly.

I have no doubt about that

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

U. Bull Chit

U.B.C., namely University of Btitish Columbia, in Canada.

You'r an alumni from U. Bull Chit. Well, beat it...

by Ysengrim January 3, 2004

Spinoza

An atheist Dutch philosopher of 17th century who largely inspired Karl Marx.

As Spinoza puts it: the belief in our liberty is only the flaw of the knowledge we have of our limitations and determinations.

by Ysengrim January 1, 2004

pedolator

Idolator of children, in a non sexual sense. Differently from the moo, the pedolator adores the children of others, because s/he does not have his or her own (yet). Pedolators believe that the fundamental philosophical truths of existence are coming from the action and comments of children. So, they adore children, they want to become teachers, camp animators, baby sitters, etc. Parenting is often the best remedy to pedolator tendancies, since pedolators are often nothing other than the unexperienced tourists of parenthood.

My baby sitter is such a pedolator. She sees in my kids more than they will ever deliver. She will loose her illusions when she will turn to a mother.

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

crypto-lesbian

A lesbian who decided to keep her coming out strictly for herself and her intimates. Social conformity is not the only reason for the crypto-lesbian option. The thrill of dissimulating one's real nature to the social milieu can be a major incentive for such an option as well. Very often a crypto-lesbian is actually a discrete bisexual.

Daphne DuMaurier was a crypto lesbian.

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

heterodominant bi

A bisexual who is more on the hetero side. An hetero bi-curious is often nothing other than an undiscovered heterodominant bi.

I am an heterodominant bi, and you?

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004