Ysengrim's definitions

pedoclast

An iconoclast on the subject of children. Somebody who is tired of the moo and the pedolator stand, and who decided that children can be laughed at and trivialized as any other being in the world, no more no less.

Let's be pedoclast about all this for a minut. Maybe the kid is just plain stupid!

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

pedophobe

An adult who is not attracted by children, sexually or otherwise, and who should remain childfree, but does not end uo doing it due to the blind pressure of social conformity.

You are such a pedophobe. Why on earth did you put children on earth?

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

pedolator

Idolator of children, in a non sexual sense. Differently from the moo, the pedolator adores the children of others, because s/he does not have his or her own (yet). Pedolators believe that the fundamental philosophical truths of existence are coming from the action and comments of children. So, they adore children, they want to become teachers, camp animators, baby sitters, etc. Parenting is often the best remedy to pedolator tendancies, since pedolators are often nothing other than the unexperienced tourists of parenthood.

My baby sitter is such a pedolator. She sees in my kids more than they will ever deliver. She will loose her illusions when she will turn to a mother.

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

SexistSixties

The period 1960-1969 seen from the point of view of its blatant stereotyping of women. The term applies mainly to fashion, TV, and show business, specially the part of them which is ridiculously undermining women and womanhood.

A female captain for the old Enterprise would have been a great idea, but, hey, what can you do. This was the SexistSixties...

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

U. of Trash

University of Toronto, formerly King College. The oldest university in Canada.

Got your diploma from U. of Trash? They are loosers. Beat it.

by Ysengrim January 3, 2004

heterodominant bi

A bisexual who is more on the hetero side. An hetero bi-curious is often nothing other than an undiscovered heterodominant bi.

I am an heterodominant bi, and you?

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

cock-eraser

a very solid and very tight panty which is used by the feminized slutboy to flatten his male genitalia when he cross-dresses. When used properly, the cock-eraser pushes the cock between the balls, squeezes the balls very close to the body, forbids any erection, and makes the ladyboy look like he has a cunt. Simple and solid child b.v.ds make perfect cock eraser on an adult male.

The slutboy: How do you like my new cock-eraser?

The Mistress: So tacky. It makes you look like the tart you really are. Keep it on. I like you that way, my no-cock boy...

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004