Ysengrim's definitions

homodominant bi

A bisexual who is more on the homo side. An homo bi-curious is often nothing other than an undiscovered homodominant bi.

I am an homodominant bi. And you?

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

pedophobe

An adult who is not attracted by children, sexually or otherwise, and who should remain childfree, but does not end uo doing it due to the blind pressure of social conformity.

You are such a pedophobe. Why on earth did you put children on earth?

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

pedolator

Idolator of children, in a non sexual sense. Differently from the moo, the pedolator adores the children of others, because s/he does not have his or her own (yet). Pedolators believe that the fundamental philosophical truths of existence are coming from the action and comments of children. So, they adore children, they want to become teachers, camp animators, baby sitters, etc. Parenting is often the best remedy to pedolator tendancies, since pedolators are often nothing other than the unexperienced tourists of parenthood.

My baby sitter is such a pedolator. She sees in my kids more than they will ever deliver. She will loose her illusions when she will turn to a mother.

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

pedoclast

An iconoclast on the subject of children. Somebody who is tired of the moo and the pedolator stand, and who decided that children can be laughed at and trivialized as any other being in the world, no more no less.

Let's be pedoclast about all this for a minut. Maybe the kid is just plain stupid!

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

Ellen DeGeneres

An homosexual actress who, in 1997 managed to play the role of an homosexual woman who decides to stop to be a crypto-lesbian. Both the character and the actress ended up coming out simultaneously... and on National TV.

Thank to people like Ellen DeGeneres, we will come to the plain understanding of the fact that a lesbian is just another ordinary person.

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

mixed up

A synonym for "being or turning bisexual" or "getting curious towards one's other sexual side". That term is derogatory and describes bisexuality from the unilateral point of view of an exclusive homosexual and/or heterosexual stand.

Karla is not completely a lesbian. She is rather... mixed up.

Maybe she is bisexual?

Possibly. But we still love each other dearly.

I have no doubt about that

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

exclusivist sexual orientation

Integral heterosexuality and/or integral homosexuality. A persons with an exclusivist sexual orientation unavoidably rejects somobody. The exclusivist hetero rejects people of his or her own gender, the exclusivist homo rejects persons of the opposite gender. Exclusivist sexual orientation is what radical hetero and radical homo have in common. It opposes itself to bisexuality which has the non-exclusivist asset of being a sexual attraction towards absolutely everyone.

Bisexuality is often assimilated to one of the two main exclusivist sexual orientations (hetero and/or homo). That is not accurate. Bisexuality stands on its own as a complete third option. That is why, to a bisexual, the homo and the hetero radicality look sometimes like the two mirror image of the same crisis.

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004