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U. of Trash

University of Toronto, formerly King College. The oldest university in Canada.
Got your diploma from U. of Trash? They are loosers. Beat it.
by Ysengrim January 3, 2004
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heterodominant bi

A bisexual who is more on the hetero side. An hetero bi-curious is often nothing other than an undiscovered heterodominant bi.
I am an heterodominant bi, and you?
by Ysengrim January 2, 2004
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Ysengrim

The name of a not so intelligent wolf in the 12th century Tale of Renart, a renowned European poem about animal-like characters. Ysengrim is all in all the Middle Age version of Wild E. Coyote (genius).
The struggle between Road-Runner and Wild E. Coyote (genius) is nothing other than a modern version of the old debate between Renart and Ysengrim.
by Ysengrim January 1, 2004
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Ellen DeGeneres

An homosexual actress who, in 1997 managed to play the role of an homosexual woman who decides to stop to be a crypto-lesbian. Both the character and the actress ended up coming out simultaneously... and on National TV.
Thank to people like Ellen DeGeneres, we will come to the plain understanding of the fact that a lesbian is just another ordinary person.
by Ysengrim January 2, 2004
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whipcracker

A dominatrix with a whip. Even if the whip stayed in the closet, the whipcracker remains perfectly recognizable. She is usually at the same time very angry, impossible to seduce, and the most beautiful person of the evening.
Believe it or not, her own choosen name was Mistress Bitch. She was a major whipcracker. I will love her forever.
by Ysengrim January 2, 2004
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licking the stamp

When you suck a cock, if you slide your tongue between the head and the headskin and proceed to a long lingual caress of the headskin from within, you are licking the stamp.
Oh baby, oh, oh... lick the stamp, yes, lick the stamp of my cock! Oh yes... yes...
by Ysengrim January 2, 2004
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macha

Feminine for macho. A though modern woman who cracks men's emotion like a peanut shell, uses them for her sexual pleasure, and dumps them, usually fast enough not to let them even try to become seductive or interesting.
Only the modern macha manages to give the declining male what he really deserves in a "romantic" relationship.
by Ysengrim January 2, 2004
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