Ysengrim's definitions

Ellen DeGeneres

An homosexual actress who, in 1997 managed to play the role of an homosexual woman who decides to stop to be a crypto-lesbian. Both the character and the actress ended up coming out simultaneously... and on National TV.

Thank to people like Ellen DeGeneres, we will come to the plain understanding of the fact that a lesbian is just another ordinary person.

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

whipcracker

A dominatrix with a whip. Even if the whip stayed in the closet, the whipcracker remains perfectly recognizable. She is usually at the same time very angry, impossible to seduce, and the most beautiful person of the evening.

Believe it or not, her own choosen name was Mistress Bitch. She was a major whipcracker. I will love her forever.

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

heterodominant bi

A bisexual who is more on the hetero side. An hetero bi-curious is often nothing other than an undiscovered heterodominant bi.

I am an heterodominant bi, and you?

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

U. of Trash

University of Toronto, formerly King College. The oldest university in Canada.

Got your diploma from U. of Trash? They are loosers. Beat it.

by Ysengrim January 3, 2004

homodominant bi

A bisexual who is more on the homo side. An homo bi-curious is often nothing other than an undiscovered homodominant bi.

I am an homodominant bi. And you?

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

headskin

The skin covering the head of a cock, the prepuce.

I was licking the stamp. He was all cooing and hard as a rock. His headskin was thick and juicy. It was sticking itself nicely on my lips while my tongue was rolling underneath it, around his trembling head. He would sometimes grab his lovely dick, pull on it in order to retract the headskin and slide his naked cockhead more deeply into my mouth. I would simply give in to the movement, obediently. I was his ever sucking ladyboy and he knew it so perfectly well. I would kiss his headskin, lick his head, and suck his cock for hours...

by Ysengrim January 4, 2004

scrotum combing

Your guy is laying bottom up. You pin four or five fingers at the root of his scrotum and scratch delicatly, lovingly, in the direction of the balls, then back up, then back down... You proceed softly, but you manage for his balls to feel clearly your fingers scratching them from the back, of even from the front.

He was displaying his ass and balls to me. Bottom up on the bed. First, I licked his balls softly, from behind. When they were all wet, I sticked my lips and tongue in his adored slit-ass. I then did some scrotum combing on his wet trembling balls. I was licking and combing softly, getting hard myself, dreaming already to fuck his adored cock hungry ass.

by Ysengrim January 4, 2004