Definitions by Youknowyadayada

quarantrim 

A desperate attempt to cut one’s hair when social distancing, closed barber shops and hair salons has practically forced you to take the scissors into your own hands...usually with less than ideal results.

“Karen’s uneven bangs are the result of last weeks quarantrim. Poor girl”
“Please! Put the scissors down...no need to resort to a quarantrim just yet!”

quarantrim by Youknowyadayada May 16, 2020

Key Ring 

Hardware that conveniently allows an individual to lose all essential keys at once.

I'm so glad I bought that personalized key ring, now the person that finds it can drive my car to my house and go in my office to unlock my safe without ANY trouble.

Key Ring by Youknowyadayada July 20, 2010

Phonebooker 

A person who never uses Facebook for social networking but rather to accumulate an alphabetical list of people like a phonebook. A Facebooker that uses Facebook soley to respond to friend requests, but never posts a single status update, makes comments or even has a profile picture.

"Jane is such a phonebooker! She has 333 friends on Facebook and has never posted anything on her profile, not even a picture."

"Don't be such a phonebooker! Update your status every once in awhile!"

Phonebooker by Youknowyadayada February 15, 2010

Elf-Esteem 

The feeling of being overworked, underappreciated and like you don't exist to others during the holidays while in actuality the season's success depends on you.

The sense of being 3 feet small when others would view you in high stature if they realized all you do to make the holiday's happen.

I think Hermey is having some elf-esteem issues. He's pulling the stuffing out of all the teddy bears.

Elf-Esteem by Youknowyadayada December 11, 2009

Patriotic Tongue Salute 

When someone touches their tongue to a frozen flagpole causing it to be stuck. Usually only attempted in the dead of Winter on a triple dog dare.

Schwartz skipped straight to the triple dog dare, forcing him to do the patriotic tongue salute.

Flick was stuck doing a patriotic tongue salute for the duration of recess.

Patriotic Tongue Salute by Youknowyadayada December 8, 2009

Kiddie Pool 

A person whose personality is so shallow, it's only skin deep. A person that is so superficial, that they are compared to the most shallow swimming pool, the kiddie pool.

"Ashley is so shallow, she's a kiddie pool."

"Brock?! Deep?! Are you kidding?! He's a kiddie pool."

Kiddie Pool by Youknowyadayada November 10, 2009

Twivorce

noun. a break-up or divorce announcement via a social media network like Twitter. Typically, this is the last and only communication offered to the one being dumped to indicate it has taken place.

She just posted "It's not me, it's you." and that's the last I heard from her. I think I just got twivorced.

Twivorce by Youknowyadayada October 29, 2009