13 definitions by Youknowyadayada
noun. The closest thing to a vacation or a day off is staying home from work with the flu or staying home to nurse sick children back to health. The state of being home sick is preferable to being at work.
"I used all my personal days off on flucation. I may have had three kids at home in bed with fevers, but at least I didn't have to be at work."
by Youknowyadayada September 29, 2009
A desperate attempt to cut one’s hair when social distancing, closed barber shops and hair salons has practically forced you to take the scissors into your own hands...usually with less than ideal results.
“Karen’s uneven bangs are the result of last weeks quarantrim. Poor girl”
“Please! Put the scissors down...no need to resort to a quarantrim just yet!”
“Please! Put the scissors down...no need to resort to a quarantrim just yet!”
by Youknowyadayada May 16, 2020
A person who never uses Facebook for social networking but rather to accumulate an alphabetical list of people like a phonebook. A Facebooker that uses Facebook soley to respond to friend requests, but never posts a single status update, makes comments or even has a profile picture.
"Jane is such a phonebooker! She has 333 friends on Facebook and has never posted anything on her profile, not even a picture."
"Don't be such a phonebooker! Update your status every once in awhile!"
"Don't be such a phonebooker! Update your status every once in awhile!"
by Youknowyadayada February 15, 2010
When someone touches their tongue to a frozen flagpole causing it to be stuck. Usually only attempted in the dead of Winter on a triple dog dare.
Schwartz skipped straight to the triple dog dare, forcing him to do the patriotic tongue salute.
Flick was stuck doing a patriotic tongue salute for the duration of recess.
Flick was stuck doing a patriotic tongue salute for the duration of recess.
by Youknowyadayada December 8, 2009
noun. A play on the term Trivia. A random question that is tweeted on Twitter to provoke multiple responses and possibly create a trending topic.
Here's a twivia question,"What is the most tweeted word on Twitter?" The answer is "The" used 407614 times and counting.
by Youknowyadayada September 28, 2009
noun. a break-up or divorce announcement via a social media network like Twitter. Typically, this is the last and only communication offered to the one being dumped to indicate it has taken place.
She just posted "It's not me, it's you." and that's the last I heard from her. I think I just got twivorced.
by Youknowyadayada October 29, 2009
A person whose personality is so shallow, it's only skin deep. A person that is so superficial, that they are compared to the most shallow swimming pool, the kiddie pool.
by Youknowyadayada November 10, 2009