Youknowyadayada's definitions

Key Ring

Hardware that conveniently allows an individual to lose all essential keys at once.

I'm so glad I bought that personalized key ring, now the person that finds it can drive my car to my house and go in my office to unlock my safe without ANY trouble.

by Youknowyadayada July 20, 2010

twivia

noun. A play on the term Trivia. A random question that is tweeted on Twitter to provoke multiple responses and possibly create a trending topic.

Here's a twivia question,"What is the most tweeted word on Twitter?" The answer is "The" used 407614 times and counting.

by Youknowyadayada September 28, 2009

Kiddie Pool

A person whose personality is so shallow, it's only skin deep. A person that is so superficial, that they are compared to the most shallow swimming pool, the kiddie pool.

"Ashley is so shallow, she's a kiddie pool."

"Brock?! Deep?! Are you kidding?! He's a kiddie pool."

by Youknowyadayada November 10, 2009

Hubby Dubby

Noun. A gay couple. Used as a term of endearment or as derogatory term. Derived from hubby, a slang term for husband, and double or dubby (as in husband and husband or husband doubled.)

"Paul and Brian just tied the knot in Paris, they're officially hubby dubby!"

by Youknowyadayada September 21, 2009

Elf-Esteem

The feeling of being overworked, underappreciated and like you don't exist to others during the holidays while in actuality the season's success depends on you.

The sense of being 3 feet small when others would view you in high stature if they realized all you do to make the holiday's happen.

I think Hermey is having some elf-esteem issues. He's pulling the stuffing out of all the teddy bears.

by Youknowyadayada December 11, 2009

Patriotic Tongue Salute

When someone touches their tongue to a frozen flagpole causing it to be stuck. Usually only attempted in the dead of Winter on a triple dog dare.

Schwartz skipped straight to the triple dog dare, forcing him to do the patriotic tongue salute.

Flick was stuck doing a patriotic tongue salute for the duration of recess.

by Youknowyadayada December 8, 2009

Twivorce

noun. a break-up or divorce announcement via a social media network like Twitter. Typically, this is the last and only communication offered to the one being dumped to indicate it has taken place.

She just posted "It's not me, it's you." and that's the last I heard from her. I think I just got twivorced.

by Youknowyadayada October 29, 2009