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Calfe

Verb. To fail in every way possible.

If one fails in something that it should not be possible to fail in, they have calfed.

A person that often bails out frequently.

Is Alex coming?
No. He totally calfed.

by YouKnowWhoIAmDontEvenTryToDeny June 10, 2009