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One of the most annoying things to come across is someone who is offended on behalf of someone else, especially when that other person themselves isn't offended or even a victim. It's when someone is offended by something that isn't an attack on them.
American Liberals are offended on behalf of someone else when they try to make us replace "Indian" with "Native American", even when Indians themselves prefer the former and are not offended at all.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 20, 2020
Get the Offended on behalf of someone elsemug. To be born with almost infinite wealth, fame, and fortune, then expecting people to believe that you're a victim of the system.
Prince Harry had a guaranteed great life of fortune before he was even born. I don't want to hear him say the system oppressed him.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 4, 2021
Get the Prince Harrymug. People who for one reason or another, simply cannot grasp the simple skill of driving, but ignore that fact and get behind the wheel anyways, putting others at risk. To put it simply, sometimes I think a dog could drive better than them.
Most of them are complete assholes who have no consideration for politeness or the law. Some of them are just plain stupid and oblivious. Bad drivers usually think they're good, and get butthurt when someone confronts them by honking at them.
Now, I'm not being sexist or anything, but bad drivers tend to be dis proportionally women. On the other hand, asshole drivers tend to be men. Female bad drivers tend to just be clueless, while male bad drivers tend to be assholes who know that they're doing a bad job but don't care because it only harms others.
Most of them are complete assholes who have no consideration for politeness or the law. Some of them are just plain stupid and oblivious. Bad drivers usually think they're good, and get butthurt when someone confronts them by honking at them.
Now, I'm not being sexist or anything, but bad drivers tend to be dis proportionally women. On the other hand, asshole drivers tend to be men. Female bad drivers tend to just be clueless, while male bad drivers tend to be assholes who know that they're doing a bad job but don't care because it only harms others.
These bad drivers cut me off and stand at green lights when all I want to do is drive to work. DMV needs to stop issuing licences to these assholes.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020
Get the Bad Driversmug. Vaxidiot #1: VACCINATIONS SECRETLY INJECT YOU WITH AUTISM
Smart Person: No, Vaxidiot, autism involves a chemical imbalance in the brain, it is not an injectable disease
Vaxidiot #2: I'M SO SCARED TO CATCH COVID IM GONNA LOCK MYSELF IN THE CLOSET AND CRY
Smart Person: But didn't you get the COVID-19 vaccine?
Vaxidiot #2: Yes but I'M SCARED AHHH
Smart Person: Calm yourself, you're vaccinated and protected, do you seriously not understand how vaccines work?
Smart Person: No, Vaxidiot, autism involves a chemical imbalance in the brain, it is not an injectable disease
Vaxidiot #2: I'M SO SCARED TO CATCH COVID IM GONNA LOCK MYSELF IN THE CLOSET AND CRY
Smart Person: But didn't you get the COVID-19 vaccine?
Vaxidiot #2: Yes but I'M SCARED AHHH
Smart Person: Calm yourself, you're vaccinated and protected, do you seriously not understand how vaccines work?
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx March 17, 2021
Get the Vaxidiotmug. When you cheated on someone but you excuse it as something that "just happened" and you didn't want it to. It rarely works because you're a human being and you can control your actions.
Jake: Babe sorry we were just hanging out, I complemented her makeup, and one thing led to another, I didn't mean it
Mary: Yeah right, we're done Jake!
Mary: Yeah right, we're done Jake!
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 12, 2020
Get the One thing led to anothermug. The dickhead who decided to put his knee on George Floyd's neck for 7 minutes and 46 seconds. He did this with extreme indifference for human life. George Floyd, despite being on drugs, was clearly struggling for his life, but this dickhead kept his knee on Mr. Floyd's neck until the paramedics came. He made all cops look like racist assholes, when, in fact, the amount of racist cops is proportional to the amount of racist people in the population. He is currently free on a $1 million dollar bail and is scheduled for trial on March 7, although in all likelihood, this will be delayed. He'll probably be spending 20+ years behind bars, but Minnesota law does not allow for a life sentence in his case, only a maximum of 40 years.
Derek Chauvin should never have been a cop. He demonstrated extreme indifference to human life with his stupid reckless move. And he had almost 8 minutes to think about what he was doing and stop.
Despite this, Derek Chauvin is a free man (at least for now)
Despite this, Derek Chauvin is a free man (at least for now)
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 8, 2020
Get the Derek Chauvinmug. A term New Englanders who reside outside of Massachusetts know very well. They are reckless, careless drivers from Massachusetts who think that they own the road. It’s rare to ever see one use their turn signal.
Connecticut, Rhode Island, New Hampshire, Vermont, and Maine have friendly drivers, and our roads would be perfect if not for the massholes and New Yorkers.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 25, 2021
Get the Massholesmug.