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2001

A very interesting year. The beginning of it was a time to be alive. The 90's were still going full speed, the economy was booming, and the world seemed like it was finally resolved. It truly felt like the "happily ever after" part after a shit show of a century (the 1900's). As the roaring 20's should have taught us, though, good generations come to a very abrupt end. 9/11 happened in September of 2001 and it brought this great generation to an end. The US was just getting over the cold war and then we once again entered a war. The economy has struggled ever since, and it seems kids are becoming more and more dysfunctional. The end of 2001 was depression. It felt like the 90's had been given to us and then taken away in a heartbeat.

Jake (in August 2001): Dude what a time to be alive the economy is booming and the 2000's will be even better than the 90's.

Josh: I wouldn't be so sure, remember what happened to the roaring 20's?

Jake: Nah bro the 2000's will be just like the 90's. Nothing can change it.

Jake: (1 month later): Ah shit man the twin towers got attacked and now we're in a war in Iraq, and there's a bunch of mass shootings everywhere. All these kids are getting cell phones and being dysfunctional. Damn, what a HORRIBLE time to be alive.

Josh: See I told you! Now I'll be grateful that I cherished the good times.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 7, 2020

Pain in the ass

A person or task that is irritating, challenging, or annoying, usually more so than it has to be.

I am a medic and every two years I have to get recertified. It's an unnecessary pain in the ass, because I have to file about 10 million papers and every two years they change it, and it's pointless anyways because I'm obviously not going to suddenly forget how to do my job.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 15, 2021

Massholes

A term New Englanders who reside outside of Massachusetts know very well. They are reckless, careless drivers from Massachusetts who think that they own the road. It’s rare to ever see one use their turn signal.

Connecticut, Rhode Island, New Hampshire, Vermont, and Maine have friendly drivers, and our roads would be perfect if not for the massholes and New Yorkers.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 25, 2021

ex wife

The bitch who doesn't work because she sucks every penny you earn out of your wallet for child support. She usually never lets you see the kids, but that's fine, if you take her to court, she'll falsely accuse you of sexual abuse.

This just shows how society is willing to jump to conclusions and ruin someone's life just because of what one person said about them. Your ex wife usually does this.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020

Hitting the lottery

When you shit your pants and finally make it to the bathroom, only to realize the shit never made it to your underwear because your ass cheeks held it in. It’s a great feeling of relief because you don’t have to throw out your underwear or clean off the shit smeared all over your ass.

Me: Fuck I sharted

Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 3, 2020

Swamp Yankee

A New England version of a redneck. Typically from rural southern New England. Though not all are, Swamp Yankees are heavily concentrated in Windham County, CT, and southern Worcester County, MA (the swamp Yankee part of Worcester County is basically a triangle, with one corner at the southern end of Worcester, one in Sturbridge, and one in Milford). They are similar in many ways to rednecks, though are only slightly racist (as compared to very racist rednecks). They can't pronounce the letter R unless it's before a vowel. True Swamp Yankees are a dying breed. They used to be found all over New England but are pretty much only found now in Windham County, CT, and Southern Worcester County, MA.

If you drive on I-395 between Norwich and Worcester, you'll be driving through Swamp Yankee country

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 28, 2022

Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo

The treaty signed in 1848 that brought an end to the Mexican American War. This treaty liquidated the Mexican Empire, which was forced to give up 60% of its territory.

Texas, Alta California, and Arizona were ceded to America. America was also given partial control over a part of Panama, where it intended to build a canal.

British Honduras (now Belize) and Mosquito Coast (now parts of Nicaragua and Honduras) were ceded back to the British Empire, who had previously lost those territories to Mexico.

Parts of Northern Mexico were put into the sphere of influence of America and Napoleon's France.

Mexico recognized the independence of Panama, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, and Yucatan.

Mexico recognized British sphere of influence over the Yucatan state, and recognized American influence over the remaining independent states.

Mexico was forced to demilitarize its northern provinces.

America, France, and Britain were permitted to have armies in Mexico city.

The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo took down the Mexican Empire. Mexico later refused terms of the treaty and took up arms again, which ended the French and American spheres of influence over Mexico, recognized full Mexican sovereignty over Yucatan, and revoked all limitations on the Mexican military. The second treaty restored Mexican territorial integrity, whilst still leaving Central America dominated by the British and Americans.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx August 4, 2020