Wormy's definitions

crushie

stinky red thing that has aids and makes fetus soup

crushie is going to slurp the fetus out of its mom wow very cool

by wormy June 27, 2020

Precious Things

Objects in the shop which are frequently cleansed and must be protected from non-local people.

"He's up the stairs, cleansing the Precious Things of the shop."

by Wormy July 15, 2004

gumby

Person wearing a knotted hankerchief on his head, glasses, a Hitler-style moustache, rolled up trousers and suspenders. Liable to brain hurting.

"My brain hurts!"

by Wormy March 28, 2004

arse word

The immortal word 'Quite', which is an incredibly flexible word which can be used to answer any question or statement. It often precedes the word 'spog' in conversations between those who understand the true beauty of that arse word.

Quite (that arse word).

by Wormy December 22, 2003

waldo

An infamous fugitive on the run who led the US government to enlist the help of the civilian population by producing a set of books filled with images suspected to contain Waldo. Waldo was spotted by keen-eyed kiddies on several occasions, but blended into the masses when law enforcement officials were called to the scene. To this day, he remains at large.

Oh, there he- no, that's Waldo's girlfriend...

by Wormy December 22, 2003

muffin man

A notorious criminal mastermind known to be plotting world domination via the mass baking of muffins. Experts hypothesise that he may be planning to force the muffins to fight for him. Although it was originally suggested that his lair was located on Drury Lane, searches produced no substantial results. Little more is known about him, other than that he may well be in league with a person by the name of M. Perryman. If you have any information on the whereabouts of the muffin man, do not hesitate to contact your government.

Do you know the muffin man?

by Wormy December 22, 2003

Go-sen

A large metallic robot who currently holds the position of managing director of sales and marketing at Nintendo of Europe. He can often be found terminating inferior beings, and uttering phrases such as "There has never been a better year to get a Gamecube" and "Gosen smash!"

"Resistance is futile. Blork, blork. Gosen smash!"

by Wormy December 22, 2003