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Tinderflake

Someone who is on Tinder just to play games or has so many matches they get them confused.
So this girl I met on Tinder texted me and called me by another dude's name. When I told her my real name, she still couldn't remember me. She is a total tinderflake.
by Wordiculous April 12, 2015
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Small dog crazy

Someone who is mentally imbalanced and has a hard time maintaining healthy relationships with other human beings. They spend most of their time and attention with a dog tthat weighs less than 20lbs.

Many women will defend their female friends with small dogs but this is the easiest test.

Ask them to think of their favorite male friend or relative. Then ask them to think of a woman with a small dog they would encourage that favorite male to date. No good person will hook a real friend up with a small dog lady.
I could tell she was small dog crazy when she was pushing it in a stroller. I didn't even have to see the matching outfits or professional photos of just her dog.
by Wordiculous June 30, 2022
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Friends first

When someone on a dating app is wasting other people's time because they want attention and to be friends but not actually date.

A recent study by John Hopkins University showed 93.154% of people who want friends first have trust issues and are afraid of intimacy or sex. Because of this it will be very hard for them to have a healthy relationship.
Friends first is the unpaid internship of the dating world. They want you to do all the same work and use you but don't want to give you any benefits.
by Wordiculous May 22, 2022
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Orphaned body part

When someone shares pictures that are a close-up or cropped to only show one body part. It is commonly done with genitalia and feet, but can be done with any body part. This could be done for different reasons.

For example men may do this by sharing pics of their penises and women by sharing pics of their feet to be sexual.

People who are obese will share these pictures to focus on the one part of their body they are comfortable with or feel is the most attractive.
When someone sends a photo of an orphaned body part and nothing else you know they are hiding something.
by Wordiculous August 5, 2022
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Zombie Profile

A personal profile that is no longer active or does not interact with others on a website. Websites often display these to artificially inflate their membership numbers. For example on a dating website someone who has not logged in for months or on a social media website someone who may be deceased.
I joined match.com but people don't pay for membership or haven't logged in for months so its mostly zombie profiles.
by Wordiculous February 26, 2020
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Autobesity

The trend of vehicles growing larger and heavier as people want to drive oversized vehicles they don't really need.

Examples are people who buy four-door pickup trucks to occasionally haul a bag of dirt from home depot. Or drive a large SUV to the bus stop because they're afraid to let their two children walk by themselves.
I see that guy drive his huge SUV everyday to work by himself. He has never taken it off-roading, he just bought it because he has autobesity.
by Wordiculous July 17, 2023
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Fosher

Pronounced Foe-sher

Someone who is faking being kosher.
Jerry is fosher so he doesn't have to eat your mom's nasty casserole.
by Wordiculous June 21, 2022
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