WootALoot's definitions
I was having a nice butt fuck with my wife and I thought I was almost there and I wound up swiddleing all inside her anus.
by WootALoot December 14, 2009
Get the Swiddlemug. When you take such a massive shit you are in disbelief that it came out of you and your anus is in such poor condition that you have to wear sweat pants for a week. You officially took a Haggard Shit
Sorry Boss, I am not gonna be able to make it in today, I took such a Haggard Shit last night that my anus is still bleeding.
by WootALoot December 14, 2009
Get the Haggard Shitmug. Guy 1 : How'd last night go?
Guy 2: Well, we had a good time putting items into her pollution pump
Guy 1: NIIIIICE
Guy 2: Well, we had a good time putting items into her pollution pump
Guy 1: NIIIIICE
by WootALoot February 27, 2018
Get the Pollution Pumpmug. A Sexual act where while having vaginal intercourse you attempt to slip your scrotum (the stump) into the vagina with the shaft (Or trunk).
Guy 1 : Hey man, I was banging this chick last night for the first time and I was trying to put my balls in her vag. along with my dick.
Guy 2 :Your an idiot, You can't just pull a stump grinder on a girl, on the first date!
Guy 2 :Your an idiot, You can't just pull a stump grinder on a girl, on the first date!
by WootALoot December 14, 2009
Get the Stump Grindermug. by WootALoot May 7, 2018
Get the Fahloogalmug. When a girl is so eager for a man to cum she wants to ceremoniously imbibe it like it’s some kind of precious nectar and she inhales it into her lungs and is lucky if she doesn't end up with Aspiration pneumonia.
Man 1: Dude, that girl last night was very impressive with her cum inhalation skills.
Man 2 :So is your mom..
Man 1 : No.. Your sister can really Cum Inhale.
Man 2 :So is your mom..
Man 1 : No.. Your sister can really Cum Inhale.
by WootALoot December 14, 2009
Get the Cum Inhalemug. by WootALoot February 19, 2018
Get the WootALootmug.