WootALoot's definitions
I was having a nice butt fuck with my wife and I thought I was almost there and I wound up swiddleing all inside her anus.
by WootALoot December 14, 2009
Get the Swiddlemug. When you take such a massive shit you are in disbelief that it came out of you and your anus is in such poor condition that you have to wear sweat pants for a week. You officially took a Haggard Shit
Sorry Boss, I am not gonna be able to make it in today, I took such a Haggard Shit last night that my anus is still bleeding.
by WootALoot December 14, 2009
Get the Haggard Shitmug. Puppy Tail
When one inserts a raw hot dog into ones anus and wags it around to attract a puppy for the purpose of nibbling it out of ones bottom.
When one inserts a raw hot dog into ones anus and wags it around to attract a puppy for the purpose of nibbling it out of ones bottom.
I hope this twelve pack of wieners is enough puppy tails for tonight's party, I'm expecting numerous guests.
by WootALoot December 14, 2009
Get the Puppy Tailmug. The act of taking a large, painful shit in a public bathroom, usually in the presence of another person who the will leave the vicinity of the bathroom feeling embarrassed for some reason.
Wow, I just got out of the bathroom and Im pretty sure that was the worse Pig Roast Scramble I've seen in a while!
by WootALoot December 14, 2009
Get the Pig Roast Scramblemug. by WootALoot July 7, 2009
Get the Taintapotomusmug. When a girl is so eager for a man to cum she wants to ceremoniously imbibe it like it’s some kind of precious nectar and she inhales it into her lungs and is lucky if she doesn't end up with Aspiration pneumonia.
Man 1: Dude, that girl last night was very impressive with her cum inhalation skills.
Man 2 :So is your mom..
Man 1 : No.. Your sister can really Cum Inhale.
Man 2 :So is your mom..
Man 1 : No.. Your sister can really Cum Inhale.
by WootALoot December 14, 2009
Get the Cum Inhalemug. by WootALoot July 14, 2009
Get the Strangled Vaginamug.