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Bill Buttlicker

The character Jim Halpert uses from "The Office" to fuck with Dwight Schrute during a customer sensitivity drill over the phone in front of Michael Scott.
Jim Halpert: Hi, This is Bill Buttlicker and I'd like to buy some paper.

Dwight Schrute: Wait, that's not really your name, Bill Buttlicker?
by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010
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The act of approaching and restricting an unsuspecting friend and slowly driving your fist into the side of their rib cage, constantly increasing pressure and violently twisting your fist back and forth like a rig drill. Its very painful and uncomfortable.

While applying the torture treatment, it is common to shout out "Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver!"

It is also common practice to engage in the act of making a fist and twisting it just enough to let your victim see it happen a few times, minutes before its coming. This helps immensely to build anxiety in the target.

It is much like a noogey but applied to the side rib cage.
Yo Sick! Nick just gave Levi a serious mega mcmooch mule rig drill rib driver 9000
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
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Busted Ass Hoe

A particularly skinny skank-ass girl that thinks its hilarious when people make fun of her and has no clue. She most likely will have a NewPort cigarette addiction and work at a fast food drive-through.

{ BAH } Can be used in code to call one out discreetly if in the same room.

Originated to describe some of the girls in the Damascus, MD area.
by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010
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Mutency

Mutency is what occurs when one is dialed in to a conference call and hangs out on mute. When the individual is asked a question and there is silence for a few seconds before he or she answers, this latency is known as mutency
Person 1: Hey Bill, when is that deal coming to closure

Person 1: Bill? Bill? You there? ... Maybe he dropped out.

Person on Mute: .............................. Should be next month, sorry for the late response, I was on mute.

Person 1: Ahhh, mutency.
by WindowLicker9000 February 3, 2010
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Ass Flag

Another word for a dogs tail. Especially when a dog has his butt towards you and is waving his tail.
Hey, check it out, Harley is waving is ass flag.
by Windowlicker9000 March 6, 2010
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dump ass

A synonym for ghetto booty. When a lady has an ass large and protruding enough to stand up the entire framed family picture album on.
Yo dat bitch Rita got a huge dump ass.
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
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Cock-owned

The female version of being "pussy whipped." A woman who will do absolutely anything for a man or his cock.
Damn Heather, can't believe you are doing Matt's dishes, cock-owned!
by Windowlicker9000 May 17, 2010
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