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The act of being extremely intoxicated, far worse than butt trashed. An entirely new dimension of drunk. Enough said.
by WindowLicker9000 February 4, 2010
Get the Butt Hammered mug.A You Tube celebrity that wades in drainage ditches to hunt snapping turtles. He is currently up to 1.8 Million hits. He might be one of the biggest hillbillies of all time. His technique is to feel out the turtles with his feet and then yank them up and shriek out loud. Heeee-yip!
Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."
Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."
by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010
Get the Turtle Man mug.A person who is a general mess. A fat slob of a person. This person will have a butt shelf or a dump ass for certain.
by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010
Get the sloth bucket mug.The female version of being "pussy whipped." A woman who will do absolutely anything for a man or his cock.
by Windowlicker9000 May 17, 2010
Get the Cock-owned mug.A synonym for ghetto booty. When a lady has an ass large and protruding enough to stand up the entire framed family picture album on.
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
Get the dump ass mug.A particularly skinny skank-ass girl that thinks its hilarious when people make fun of her and has no clue. She most likely will have a NewPort cigarette addiction and work at a fast food drive-through.
{ BAH } Can be used in code to call one out discreetly if in the same room.
Originated to describe some of the girls in the Damascus, MD area.
{ BAH } Can be used in code to call one out discreetly if in the same room.
Originated to describe some of the girls in the Damascus, MD area.
by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010
Get the Busted Ass Hoe mug.Mutency is what occurs when one is dialed in to a conference call and hangs out on mute. When the individual is asked a question and there is silence for a few seconds before he or she answers, this latency is known as mutency
Person 1: Hey Bill, when is that deal coming to closure
Person 1: Bill? Bill? You there? ... Maybe he dropped out.
Person on Mute: .............................. Should be next month, sorry for the late response, I was on mute.
Person 1: Ahhh, mutency.
Person 1: Bill? Bill? You there? ... Maybe he dropped out.
Person on Mute: .............................. Should be next month, sorry for the late response, I was on mute.
Person 1: Ahhh, mutency.
by WindowLicker9000 February 3, 2010
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