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A You Tube celebrity that wades in drainage ditches to hunt snapping turtles. He is currently up to 1.8 Million hits. He might be one of the biggest hillbillies of all time. His technique is to feel out the turtles with his feet and then yank them up and shriek out loud. Heeee-yip!
Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."
Turtle Man Quote - " I try not to smile cause I got ma teef knocked out by a chain saw."
by WindowLicker9000 January 29, 2010
Get the Turtle Man mug.The act of being extremely intoxicated, far worse than butt trashed. An entirely new dimension of drunk. Enough said.
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Get the Butt Hammered mug.The female version of being "pussy whipped." A woman who will do absolutely anything for a man or his cock.
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Get the Cock-owned mug.The methodical and common practice of walking past all the lanes in a grocery store with your head cocked hard left or right to stare down the isles in search of the person you lost that is shopping with you.
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
Get the Grocery-walk mug.A nick name for any of your Irish friends that have a "Mc" in the front on their name that are always mooching. Bumming cigarettes, beers, food, clothes and just about anything they can mooch. They will most often "forget" their wallet when eating out and have to borrow though never to pay back. They can however be very generous when money is available to them and blow through it immediately which is why they never have anything.
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Get the Sack Jockey mug.Another word for a dogs tail. Especially when a dog has his butt towards you and is waving his tail.
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