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I know what you’re thinking this is not about our lord and savior Jesus Christ. JC has a vagina and she makes it known. JC is a woman that takes control and not afraid to ride the bucking bronco of life. If you’re a man put your penis away and lock it up tight because you may get it taken away for good (some men have learned their lesson).
Pops: I knew a JC back in the war. Why do you think grandpa only has one ballsack? It wasn’t those damn communists but that beautiful JC.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the JCmug. When you meet a boy that’s really quiet but he somehow has the ability to make you really wet. His silence rings from his sexy mouth and gets the labia goin.
Tilly: Have you ever talked to Jarred.
Lob: Nah he doesn’t talk to anyone.
Tilly: It lowkey gets me quet.
Lob: Wanna try and have a threesome with him?
Tilly: Totes.
Lob: Nah he doesn’t talk to anyone.
Tilly: It lowkey gets me quet.
Lob: Wanna try and have a threesome with him?
Tilly: Totes.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the Quetmug. This god damn car hand crafted by those little bastards in Germany will take you more places than the mind can wonder. She’s not easy to get control of but once you tame this stallion of a car it’s smooth sailing. To the best and worst of time the passat can handle it all.
Toddy : Have you ever been in a passat.
Liam: No.
Toddy: Yeah it’s obvious you haven’t.
Virgin ass bitch.
Bitches be having the wildest threesomes in those cars.
Liam: How do you know.
Toddy: I’ve gotten my beak wet a few times in that beautiful car.
Liam: No.
Toddy: Yeah it’s obvious you haven’t.
Virgin ass bitch.
Bitches be having the wildest threesomes in those cars.
Liam: How do you know.
Toddy: I’ve gotten my beak wet a few times in that beautiful car.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the Passatmug. This boy is a good guy that would never do anything to ever hurt you. Except his a manipulative little bastard that has a decent dick. However, don’t be fooled because you literally have to the fight through Narnia and the fucking amazon rain forest to see his dick because he doesn't know how a razor works. He is called a leaky faucet because he can’t plug is holes. His dick is always expelling his nasty ass span and his eyes are always expelling tears because he’s a bitch ass. Don’t feel bad for a leaky faucet and don’t ever turn him on unless you want to be on your hands and knees cleaning up all of his nasty bodily fluids for the rest of your life.
I dated a leaky faucet and it was honestly the worst few months of my life. My pussy was always extremely dry because he could never turn me on but I managed to always be wet everywhere else.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the leaky faucetmug. When you’re hooking up with a guy and he goes down on the gal so well that you don’t know how he can ever eat again and you’re worried that your gal has been ransacked because his mouth was crafted by Jesus fucking Chris himself.
I had to blend up my boyfriend eggs and bacon this morning because he owen grayed it last night. He has to get his jaw wired shut tomorrow.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the Owen Grayedmug. Nobody gives a fuck about the birth of America and the separation of those tea suckers from the damn colonizers. That is yesterdays problem. What people were really whispering about was the the awful happenings of discharge. The question is why does discharge happen… fuck discharge. While swimming is all good and fun it’s the dangers of taking off the suit that girls across America fret about. What has my vagina created? You have to take off your suit and discover. July 5th marks a type of day that you and your friends promise to never talk about. The kind of day that stays between the brothers forever and always.
Lisa: Hey I’m tired let’s go dry off and put on our clothes… get out of these suits.
Ophelia and Eddy: Okay !
Lisa: Let’s see the goods. Just for fun we’re all girls.
Eddy: Ahhhhhhhhh what just flight out of Ophelia???
Ophelia: Guys oh my gosh. No.
Eddy: We can’t be friends with discharge girl.
Lisa: Yeah let’s get out of here before we get the discharge touch.
Ophelia: Guys please never talk about this it’s a July 5th kinda moment.
Ophelia and Eddy: Okay !
Lisa: Let’s see the goods. Just for fun we’re all girls.
Eddy: Ahhhhhhhhh what just flight out of Ophelia???
Ophelia: Guys oh my gosh. No.
Eddy: We can’t be friends with discharge girl.
Lisa: Yeah let’s get out of here before we get the discharge touch.
Ophelia: Guys please never talk about this it’s a July 5th kinda moment.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the July 5thmug. Michael Shermin is the most kingly king in the entire world. His music has brought the bears out of hibernation and brought countries back together. He is living evidence of what pussy can do to a man. When used in the wrong way pussy can absolutely destroy a man. When listening to his number one hit song baby you can actually feel the sexual energy drying up. He is a reminder to all that pussy is just pussy and that one is never enough.
This fine motherfucker had me shermin. Don’t ever let me go that crazy for the ole pus ever again. I was about to risk it all.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the Sherminmug.