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Nobody gives a fuck about the birth of America and the separation of those tea suckers from the damn colonizers. That is yesterdays problem. What people were really whispering about was the the awful happenings of discharge. The question is why does discharge happen… fuck discharge. While swimming is all good and fun it’s the dangers of taking off the suit that girls across America fret about. What has my vagina created? You have to take off your suit and discover. July 5th marks a type of day that you and your friends promise to never talk about. The kind of day that stays between the brothers forever and always.
Lisa: Hey I’m tired let’s go dry off and put on our clothes… get out of these suits.
Ophelia and Eddy: Okay !
Lisa: Let’s see the goods. Just for fun we’re all girls.
Eddy: Ahhhhhhhhh what just flight out of Ophelia???
Ophelia: Guys oh my gosh. No.
Eddy: We can’t be friends with discharge girl.
Lisa: Yeah let’s get out of here before we get the discharge touch.
Ophelia: Guys please never talk about this it’s a July 5th kinda moment.
Ophelia and Eddy: Okay !
Lisa: Let’s see the goods. Just for fun we’re all girls.
Eddy: Ahhhhhhhhh what just flight out of Ophelia???
Ophelia: Guys oh my gosh. No.
Eddy: We can’t be friends with discharge girl.
Lisa: Yeah let’s get out of here before we get the discharge touch.
Ophelia: Guys please never talk about this it’s a July 5th kinda moment.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
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by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022
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Pops: I knew a JC back in the war. Why do you think grandpa only has one ballsack? It wasn’t those damn communists but that beautiful JC.
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Tilly: Have you ever talked to Jarred.
Lob: Nah he doesn’t talk to anyone.
Tilly: It lowkey gets me quet.
Lob: Wanna try and have a threesome with him?
Tilly: Totes.
Lob: Nah he doesn’t talk to anyone.
Tilly: It lowkey gets me quet.
Lob: Wanna try and have a threesome with him?
Tilly: Totes.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
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Toby: I need a good fuck.
Lob: Ask Tilly I hear she's hurtin for a squirtin.
Toby: Bet. Consider her satisfied (licks lips).
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Toby: Bet. Consider her satisfied (licks lips).
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This fine motherfucker had me shermin. Don’t ever let me go that crazy for the ole pus ever again. I was about to risk it all.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
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