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When you’re hooking up with a guy and he goes down on the gal so well that you don’t know how he can ever eat again and you’re worried that your gal has been ransacked because his mouth was crafted by Jesus fucking Chris himself.
I had to blend up my boyfriend eggs and bacon this morning because he owen grayed it last night. He has to get his jaw wired shut tomorrow.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
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Get the Cruming mug.This boy is a good guy that would never do anything to ever hurt you. Except his a manipulative little bastard that has a decent dick. However, don’t be fooled because you literally have to the fight through Narnia and the fucking amazon rain forest to see his dick because he doesn't know how a razor works. He is called a leaky faucet because he can’t plug is holes. His dick is always expelling his nasty ass span and his eyes are always expelling tears because he’s a bitch ass. Don’t feel bad for a leaky faucet and don’t ever turn him on unless you want to be on your hands and knees cleaning up all of his nasty bodily fluids for the rest of your life.
I dated a leaky faucet and it was honestly the worst few months of my life. My pussy was always extremely dry because he could never turn me on but I managed to always be wet everywhere else.
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Get the leaky faucet mug.The most light skin prince you will ever meet. He is kind, caring, and loving. And though he may ask you now and then to sit on your phone and show him some good titty pics you will never feel bad around him. Without even asking he will show you the beautiful penis that god has given him.
It’s a blessing to meet a New York Jusssepiiii. My boyfriend doesn’t even save my nudes anymore and is never hyping me up. I miss what I once had.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the New York Jusssepiiii mug.When you start dating a guy and he’s the biggest bitch ass you’ve ever met in your life. He’s an emo little bastard that has never touched a women in his entire life. He doesn’t wash his nasty ass toes and he has a hard time growing them correctly. If you went to the morgue you might find his lookalike.
I went out with this guy and he was a total sinson. He would rather have brother time then hang with a human women. Steer clear of that sinson.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the Sinson mug.This god damn car hand crafted by those little bastards in Germany will take you more places than the mind can wonder. She’s not easy to get control of but once you tame this stallion of a car it’s smooth sailing. To the best and worst of time the passat can handle it all.
Toddy : Have you ever been in a passat.
Liam: No.
Toddy: Yeah it’s obvious you haven’t.
Virgin ass bitch.
Bitches be having the wildest threesomes in those cars.
Liam: How do you know.
Toddy: I’ve gotten my beak wet a few times in that beautiful car.
Liam: No.
Toddy: Yeah it’s obvious you haven’t.
Virgin ass bitch.
Bitches be having the wildest threesomes in those cars.
Liam: How do you know.
Toddy: I’ve gotten my beak wet a few times in that beautiful car.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the Passat mug.Nobody gives a fuck about the birth of America and the separation of those tea suckers from the damn colonizers. That is yesterdays problem. What people were really whispering about was the the awful happenings of discharge. The question is why does discharge happen… fuck discharge. While swimming is all good and fun it’s the dangers of taking off the suit that girls across America fret about. What has my vagina created? You have to take off your suit and discover. July 5th marks a type of day that you and your friends promise to never talk about. The kind of day that stays between the brothers forever and always.
Lisa: Hey I’m tired let’s go dry off and put on our clothes… get out of these suits.
Ophelia and Eddy: Okay !
Lisa: Let’s see the goods. Just for fun we’re all girls.
Eddy: Ahhhhhhhhh what just flight out of Ophelia???
Ophelia: Guys oh my gosh. No.
Eddy: We can’t be friends with discharge girl.
Lisa: Yeah let’s get out of here before we get the discharge touch.
Ophelia: Guys please never talk about this it’s a July 5th kinda moment.
Ophelia and Eddy: Okay !
Lisa: Let’s see the goods. Just for fun we’re all girls.
Eddy: Ahhhhhhhhh what just flight out of Ophelia???
Ophelia: Guys oh my gosh. No.
Eddy: We can’t be friends with discharge girl.
Lisa: Yeah let’s get out of here before we get the discharge touch.
Ophelia: Guys please never talk about this it’s a July 5th kinda moment.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
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