Weasel's definitions

bloodfart

1. the blood-filled, gassy result of sexual penetration during the period of menstration, usually following the 'doggie style' position
2. the bloody gas expelled from a homosexual butt penetration

Man, he sure blew a huge bloodfart after I came and pulled out of his ass.

by weasel February 10, 2003

how to keep an idiot entertained

An old joke used all around the world. it says scroll down to learn how to keep an idiot entertained, then on the lower part scroll up....

clcik on the link to lean how to keep an idiot entertained

by Weasel May 11, 2004

Steriogram

A great band who at the time only has 1 fucking song. From New Zealand and I would buy their album if it has more then that song on it.

Linkin Park needs a new song but Steriogram needs a new song

by Weasel September 8, 2004

panty pudding

the secretions from a woman's vagina, especially after seeing a hot guy like wally wally

That bitch had major panty pudding after I pulled out my dong at the dinner table

by weasel February 11, 2003

blowing hard ass

the process of forcing your air inside your ass bypass the turds in the anus and releasing some serious wind which smeels like rotten eggs

while i was in the elevator with some strangers at the mall, i blew some hard ass, so i explained to them i was on a laxative

by weasel May 2, 2005

buttmuncher

person who you are mad at, and feel is dirty enough to munch butts, preferably stinky ones.

shut up you buttmunch

by weasel April 29, 2004

hebrew hop

when one jumps up in the air, kicking his legs and flailing his arms wildly, basically making himself look like a total douche bag

"hahahaha, look at that queer doing hebrew hops, i think he's mad because he has a small chode"

by weasel May 3, 2005