Weasel's definitions

buttmuncher

person who you are mad at, and feel is dirty enough to munch butts, preferably stinky ones.

shut up you buttmunch

by weasel April 29, 2004

Church and Wellesley

A very gay place. If your in T.O don't go there if your straight.

lC1
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Wellessley u
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lc1
1h1

by Weasel September 7, 2004

lactilicious

the act of being very attractive while lactating

Man, that ho is lactilicious

by weasel February 10, 2003

hebrew hop

when one jumps up in the air, kicking his legs and flailing his arms wildly, basically making himself look like a total douche bag

"hahahaha, look at that queer doing hebrew hops, i think he's mad because he has a small chode"

by weasel May 3, 2005

tomx

an IRC loser, on the irctoo.net network and hangs constantly in #xbox.

Tomx is on #xbox again

by Weasel June 22, 2004

brick wall

The situation in which to cock of a man is so big that it won't fit into the pussy of the chick he's fucking.

Dude! Brad and Angella were gonna do it last night but they got hit by a brick wall!

by Weasel April 27, 2004

Boob Icons

Perfect breasts (o)(o)
Silicone breasts ( + )( + )
Perky breasts (*)(*)
Big nipple breasts (@)(@)
A cups o o
D cups { O }{ O }
Wonder bra breasts (oYo)
Cold breasts ( ^ )( ^ )
Lopsided breasts (o)(O)
Pierced Breasts (Q)(O)
Hanging Tassels Breasts (p)(p)
Grandma's Breasts \ o /\ o /
Against The Shower Door Breasts ( )( )
Android Breasts | o | | o |
Mamogram Breasts (_)(_)
Martha Stewart's Breasts ($)($)

And God created woman and she had 3 breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
She replied, "Yes, could get rid of this middle breast?"
And so it was done, and it was good.
Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding the third breast in her hand," What can be done with this useless boob?"
And God created man.

by Weasel June 21, 2004