Weasel's definitions

esqwench

combonation of the words esquire and wench. Used as a title or signature.

Megan's title is esqwench, post haste. Or is is Esqwench, Poast Haste?

by Weasel August 28, 2003

voege

The guy that added TIARA to the dictionary.

weasel: "Yo voege, WASAAAAAAAAAA???????"
voege : "WASSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAA ?!?!?!!?"
both: "MUAHAHAHAHAHAA..."

by weasel February 16, 2004

bloodfart

1. the blood-filled, gassy result of sexual penetration during the period of menstration, usually following the 'doggie style' position
2. the bloody gas expelled from a homosexual butt penetration

Man, he sure blew a huge bloodfart after I came and pulled out of his ass.

by weasel February 10, 2003

panty pudding

the secretions from a woman's vagina, especially after seeing a hot guy like wally wally

That bitch had major panty pudding after I pulled out my dong at the dinner table

by weasel February 11, 2003

Steriogram

A great band who at the time only has 1 fucking song. From New Zealand and I would buy their album if it has more then that song on it.

Linkin Park needs a new song but Steriogram needs a new song

by Weasel September 8, 2004

how to keep an idiot entertained

An old joke used all around the world. it says scroll down to learn how to keep an idiot entertained, then on the lower part scroll up....

clcik on the link to lean how to keep an idiot entertained

by Weasel May 11, 2004

pipe cleaning

when you receive an orgasmically felacio from a chick; usually its when you haven't received a felacio in a while

last night mandy cleaned my pipe and i busted all in her face

by weasel April 23, 2005