Weasel's definitions

craperbating

the process of pinching a loaf and beating off simulataneously, which requires intense concentration

craperbating is one of my hobbies because i can enjoy two things at once

by weasel May 3, 2005

flapjack and a cigarette

the action of vigorous titty fuck which includes the union of flapjacks(big saggy breasts) and a short thin pecker

"Bob, when was the last time you had a flapjack and a cigarette with your girlfriend?"

by weasel April 23, 2005

face tickler

1. the act of tickling one's face
2. any rubbing of one's hairy pubic region against one's face while performing oral sex

My girl got a nice face tickler from my hairy choade while she was giving me a rimmer last night.

by weasel February 10, 2003

FoxFlight

One who eats Popeyes chicken. A Lot.

Its not rape if you yell surpise, Foxflight.

by Weasel September 14, 2003

tech deck

an old company which made miniature sk8boards that you could customize to you liking. They were "The Shit" for a while but became sold-out like blink 182 or AIM

Dude, check out my tech deck, complete with DC wheels and the ELEMENT deck! o yeah I'm the shit...

Dude, you do realize that tech deck is not used anymore...?

by Weasel May 11, 2004

nuz

nuz comes from the ancient chinese phrase meaning "one who is cool and is in control"

english derivative "nuz" is equivalent to slang phrase of cool

that was a nuz movie
your shirt is nuz
you are the nuz

by weasel February 16, 2005

gummy worm

when your vagina or lip gets pulled so hard it streches and is then called a gummyworm.

jade has a ugly ass gummyworm because of a bike accident when she was 5. nobody wants to bang her because of it and shes french

by weasel January 13, 2005