Weasel's definitions

venus nosetrap

the procedure of sneeking up on a sleeping relative or friend who is lying on a couch or some flat surface, and then propping your bare ass right in front of his or her face, next you break some serious wind which scares the shit out of the victim and causes them to jerk their head up violently, the most stimulating element of this process is the next movement which is when the victim's head jerks up and sadistically smacks the bare ass of the performer creating devastating whiplash and then their nose is inserted into the performer's anus, creaing a "venus nosetrap"; this is extremely brutal for the victim because they have the cruel honor of smelling an anus filled with soiled odor; if the performer has a huge ass they can potentially suffocate the victim; if the venus nosetrap is done properly, the victim looks like he is wearing a moon mask, with "moon" deriving from the ass

after holding in a day's worth of farts, i snuck up on my sleeping brother, seth, and gave him the best venus nosetrap yet, making him pass out for 5 minutes, from either my foul fart or blocking up his breathing paths

by weasel June 9, 2005

trouted

when one has been slapped in the face with any number of items, be it an actual trout, a sponge, a banana peel, an anvil, a boobie, whatever. after the slap to the face has occured, the attacker must shout at their victim: "You've been TROUTED!" or simply "Trouted!!" This is not a strict definition, so the rules for usage are not solid.

*walk up to person a and tap them on shoulder*

*they turn around and are met with a nice smack to the face*

Attacker: Trouted, bitch!

Victim: Oh nos!

by Weasel August 28, 2003

how to keep an idiot entertained

An old joke used all around the world. it says scroll down to learn how to keep an idiot entertained, then on the lower part scroll up....

clcik on the link to lean how to keep an idiot entertained

by Weasel May 11, 2004

bloodfart

1. the blood-filled, gassy result of sexual penetration during the period of menstration, usually following the 'doggie style' position
2. the bloody gas expelled from a homosexual butt penetration

Man, he sure blew a huge bloodfart after I came and pulled out of his ass.

by weasel February 10, 2003

panty pudding

the secretions from a woman's vagina, especially after seeing a hot guy like wally wally

That bitch had major panty pudding after I pulled out my dong at the dinner table

by weasel February 11, 2003

Steriogram

A great band who at the time only has 1 fucking song. From New Zealand and I would buy their album if it has more then that song on it.

Linkin Park needs a new song but Steriogram needs a new song

by Weasel September 8, 2004

Ulle

A fake asian. Or Fasian.

Man that Tito Puentes is such an Ulle.

by Weasel September 14, 2003