1 definition by WeLikeToPissOfOldWhitePeople
A Graham is a handsome, popular, and tall guy. They generally live in a preppy place, with women at his feet praying to him. He is a god. Grahams also are generally very athletic, even the most athletic in their class. If you meet a Graham, you are a very lucky individual, although you may be speechless by his incredibly looks, hair, body, and eyes. A Graham can easily steal your woman, although he is too nice of a guy to do so. A Graham always belongs to a country club, but he is more of a classic American sports guy (Football, Basketball, Hockey, Lacrosse). Nonetheless, Graham is basically what you want to be when you are a fetus inside of your moms aching belly....
Guy1: "What the hell is Graham doing here? Isn't he supposed to be on the moon, saving the world, or on a yacht?"
Guy2: "Who the fuck knows.... I don't want to piss my pants today, so I'm not going to go talk to him."
Example 2 ~
Girl: (Sees Graham) Oragasm.
Guy2: "Who the fuck knows.... I don't want to piss my pants today, so I'm not going to go talk to him."
Example 2 ~
Girl: (Sees Graham) Oragasm.
by WeLikeToPissOfOldWhitePeople July 18, 2013