Wbienek's definitions

toxic truth

Truth such that the person hearing it refuses to accept it until reflection reveals that it has lead them to a crossroads whose signposts read: "same" and "paradigm shift"

Best exemplified in the movie "a few good men" (Jack Nkcholson) :" "You can't bands the truth!". <people can't usually handle the 'Toxic Truth'>

by Wbienek June 4, 2016

Tesla Trap

To care more about people recognizing you than the invention.

"Don't they see! I've invented wireless energy!"

"But it can't be metered; that means nobody can make money."

"But It's beyond ACDC! Why won't anyone .."

Dude, he went insane, fell into the Tesla Trap.

by Wbienek October 8, 2022

Writer's Honesty

An honesty that transcends social convention and all judgement for the sake of their art.

"I never would have said that! Aren't you worried what people will think?" The friend who read the novel asked.

"Yes," the writer said, "but it was them or the book. I call it writer's honesty!"

by Wbienek April 25, 2017

Absotrumply

Adverb : Without exception; completely; wholly; entirely, until push comes to shove and just before shit gets real.

I absotrumply will not allow foreign nations to impugn the sovereignty of the United States.

by Wbienek September 3, 2017

Closespaced

The Erwin Schrodinger (famous Schrodinger's cat thought experiment whereby two states exist simultaneously) model applied to late developing sexual identity

Did you hear about what Kevin Spacey allegedly did to someone?

Yeah. Kevin was Closespaced. He hadn't come out of the closet.

by Wbienek October 30, 2017

Romper

Romper / rämpər / noun A light one piece outer garment for adults and when worn by extremely attractive women create a nebulous emotion in men that combines sexy, adorable and practical into what some have said is like caught between wanting the whole world to see and wanting her all to yourself.

Note: A small fraction men consider the Romper as nothing more than a covert sexual torture device (akin whips or feather tortures) that can be purchased without having to go into stores of ill repute.

Husband, "Honey, you're going out in just a romper and flip flops?"

Wife, "I think I look good! What? You don't think so?"

Husband, "Yeah, you look smoking hot!"

Wife, "Well then what's your problem?

by Wbienek July 18, 2018

trumpet

A person who espouses the beliefs of the extreme right wing ignoring facts and data.

You don't even realize you're being manipulated, pulled by strings and allowing yourself to be a trumpet.

by Wbienek February 7, 2017