2 definitions by Watch-a-lay

Spackle Butt

When you shart and it dries up and seals your cheeks together.

Man I really need to shower. I got total spackle butt going on right now.

by Watch-a-lay August 21, 2013

When your ankles swell up so much that it looks like baked bread spilling out of your shoe. They may look a little ashy/crusty as well.

She's got some serious cankle sores happening right now. She needs to lay off the salt.

by Watch-a-lay August 21, 2013