1 definition by WarioDiesInaMicrowave
Wario is Mario's evil cousin and rival in "The Super Mario Bros" by Nintendo. He's italian and he and his brother Waluigi own a big cave full of rare and expensive minerals. He has got a big hat similar to Mario's, but it's yellow and it's got a "W" instead of Mario's "M"; he loves money and he also has HUGE NIPPLES.
- Hey, have you heard about Wario?
- Are you talking about that Super Mario Bros character with HUGE NIPPLES?
- Oh my God what is your problem David?
- Are you talking about that Super Mario Bros character with HUGE NIPPLES?
- Oh my God what is your problem David?
by WarioDiesInaMicrowave October 26, 2019