Definitions by WannaBeCow

ronaldo 

Cristiano Ronaldo, who plays for Portugal. He was named the sexiest player of Euro 2004 and World Cup 2006 by Gay Krant, a Dutch gay magazine. His name Ronaldo is from Ronald Reagan who was his late father's favorite actor.

Guy: That Ronaldo is an ugly cheater.

Gay guy: Shut up you moron!!!

ronaldo by WannaBeCow September 3, 2006

sharapova 

Sharapova is a wimbledon champ and is now ranked at No.4 in the world. Many guys think that she's hot but she's out of their reach because she's gigantically tall for a girl at 6'3".

Sharapova is no longer that up-and-coming teen talent from Russia.

sharapova by WannaBeCow September 3, 2006

british accent 

When people speak with something in their mouth.

Hey Katie don't speak with food in your mouth, I hate that british accent.

british accent by WannaBeCow September 3, 2006

fuckable 

Someone you can fuck/have sex with. They're not hot but you wouldn't mind JUST hittin it.

Serena Williams is fuckable.

fuckable by WannaBeCow September 3, 2006

Logarithm 

The most crappy (C-RRRR-AAAA-P-EEEE) subject in the world. Logarithms tell how many times a number x must be divided by the base b to get 1, and hence can be considered an inverse of exponentiation. Yeah, whatever!

Me: I have been trying to understand this logarithm crap with its shitty tables for the past seven weeks.

He: Yuck!

Logarithm by WannaBeCow September 3, 2006

loled 

'LOLed' is the past tense of LOL(laughing out loud) but does not make sense as it means 'laughing out louded'. But the person wants to say 'laughed out loud'. It is used very rarely, and is used mostly by internet dumbos, lazyasses and blondes.

I LOLed yesterday on hearing that joke. Hehe!!!! Hello? U therrr??? LOL!!!!

loled by WannaBeCow September 3, 2006

plump

Word to describe someone who is overweight but not obese.

Nicole Richie used to be plump before she started withering away.

plump by WannaBeCow August 30, 2006