Wanghis's definitions
Cosplay is a portmanteau of the words costume and roleplay. Generally, depressed lifeless Japanese wannabees tend to dress up in shoddy costumes ordered on the internet, before running to their towns dressed in a white wig, claiming to be the ultimate bishie (Sephiroth), and stealing the pudding from the town.
After the teenagers that spoke in a strange combination of Japanese and English attacked the town, no pudding was left. The townspeople were to only eat applesauce that night.
Cosplay
Cosplay
by Wanghis March 30, 2009
Get the cosplaymug. 
Get the Whoremug.