Vortex's definitions

Trials Uni

A unicycle which is used for hopping, jumping, or riding over various obstacles. Usually has a smaller wheel then a normal unicycle, and stronger components to take extra punishement. In use, the rider hops the trials unicycle over rocks, barriers, curbs, ramps, or wooden pallets. Might also be referred to as a Tuni, but the name has never become popular.

I took my trials uni downtown and had some fun.

by Vortex April 27, 2003

g-phatpipe

A person with a gluttonous amount of available internet bandwidth. Ususally this person uses about 1/100th of their connect.

that dude is pinging 10 to the server, must be a g-phatpipe

by vortex June 10, 2003

Doing a Simpkin

When you tell a really shit joke, do a stupid dance, or just be a general twat, then your doing a Simpkin

Oh God, Dave's doing a Simpkin on us.

by Vortex April 3, 2004

Retardofaggotus

A humanoid subspecies that is both intellectually feeble and is obsessed with male to male sexual encounters...

After a long study Paras was the first of the new species of Retardofaggotus

by Vortex October 10, 2014

homiewhore

a person with way too many net-buddies. Usually has no life outside of AIM, MSN or IRC - typically fat.

that dude gets 500 aim's a day, what a homiewhore

by vortex June 10, 2003

unicycle

A humain propelled vehicle with one wheel. Usually, unicycles have pedals, cranks, and seats derived from regular two-wheeled bicycles. Having been around for years as props for entertainers, they are comming back now as a proper form of transportation and recreation. Popular with people with certain mental conditions. Usually refered to as a "Uni". (also see Muni, Coker} and Trials Uni.

That crazy bastard is going down the mountain with his unicycle!

I'm going to unicycle to the store for more beer.

by Vortex April 27, 2003

rgr

Stands for 'Roger' - an acknowledgement of comprehension.

" did you see that new movie yet?"
"rgr"

by vortex June 10, 2003