Vortex's definitions

g-phatpipe

A person with a gluttonous amount of available internet bandwidth. Ususally this person uses about 1/100th of their connect.

that dude is pinging 10 to the server, must be a g-phatpipe

by vortex June 10, 2003

Trials Uni

A unicycle which is used for hopping, jumping, or riding over various obstacles. Usually has a smaller wheel then a normal unicycle, and stronger components to take extra punishement. In use, the rider hops the trials unicycle over rocks, barriers, curbs, ramps, or wooden pallets. Might also be referred to as a Tuni, but the name has never become popular.

I took my trials uni downtown and had some fun.

by Vortex April 27, 2003

armed

"I got armed" | "Don't arm me" | "Doh! I got armed"
To be left hanging in the middle of a conversation on IRC

Armegeden, one of our clan members will pm you in irc and then never asnwer back and you ask him whats up. Or, he''ll just disappear in the middle of a conversation.

by vortex May 29, 2003

Retardofaggotus

A humanoid subspecies that is both intellectually feeble and is obsessed with male to male sexual encounters...

After a long study Paras was the first of the new species of Retardofaggotus

by Vortex October 10, 2014

Doing a Simpkin

When you tell a really shit joke, do a stupid dance, or just be a general twat, then your doing a Simpkin

Oh God, Dave's doing a Simpkin on us.

by Vortex April 3, 2004

rgr

Stands for 'Roger' - an acknowledgement of comprehension.

" did you see that new movie yet?"
"rgr"

by vortex June 10, 2003

Coker

A unicycle with a very large wheel diameter, used in long distance riding. The bigger wheel gives the unicycle the ablility to move over great distances in relativily short periods of time, while still amazing everone who sees it.

I traveled across China in 61 days on my Coker.

by Vortex April 27, 2003