Vorlon007's definitions
Ka-Plop is the equivalent of manslaughter suicide. It is when the suicide is unintentional, like an overdoes when an addict is clearly warned that is too much but insists they know what they are doing and the thought they might overdose is dismissed out of hand, only to find they did indeed overdose. Or when a lame-brained idiot thinks they'll walk along the edge of the 50th floor of a high-rise apartment building, never considering the fact the winds are strong and they could easily be blown off the roof, and guess what? That's exactly what happened. (Though that can also be classed under Ka-Splat!)
Ka-Plop. When Phillip and other members of the alien investigation team came across the very menacing looking alien, the other members all groaned "You ka-plopping idiot" when Phillip poked the many-fanged alien in the eye. "For love of Ka-Plop" was uttered by the recovery team when they found the shredded remains of the investigation team. The irony of the conclusive results of the investigation did not escape the recovery team.
by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016
Get the Ka-Plopmug. A condition brought about by too much activity in the vagina or ass, rendering the recipient of said activity unable to walk.
My man rocked the man in the boat so hard last night I got jelly legs. I'm still having trouble walking. I hope to god he comes around again tonight!
by Vorlon007 August 23, 2017
Get the Jelly legsmug. by Vorlon007 June 13, 2015
Get the impressionatemug. The act of being excessively diligent about billing. A billigent person invents obtuse ways of billing clients and passers-by alike for any reason vaguely linking others to owing money to them.
The billigent attorney would spend more time billing his clients than actually working for them. Every second of his waking hours was spent going over his client list, that way he could bill all his clients on a continual basis and back it up with time-entries like "status update" which actually meant all he did was think of their name and if any new activities were associated with them. More often than not, nothing had changed, given that his "status updates" occurred on an hourly basis. Billigent practices are frowned upon by ethical attorneys.
by Vorlon007 December 6, 2012
Get the Billigentmug. Pear bum - a person with a pear shaped ass, usually sagging and obese. More like a rotting pear than a firm, fresh, delicious pear.
When I saw him walking down the street, it was obvious from his pear bum that he was over the hill in terms of virility. Had he paid attention to the Chinese herbalist, he could have an Anjou Pear Bum, but instead he has a Bartlett Pear bum, and the sadness is infinite.
by Vorlon007 August 23, 2016
Get the pear bummug. That fat lady (over there) is a coniptionista. All it takes is the slightest reference to something being overweight and she blows up. Often she gets outraged because people move out of the way as she lumbers down the street and moves into full coniptionista mode by launching into a tirade about prejudices inflicted on fat people, how requiring a fat person to purchase two seats on an airplane was unfair just because they are over 500 pounds, that there is a conspiracy by ruthless corporations to hypnotize people to overeat, how fit people are really fat people with low self-esteem, and so on. A coniptionista is very easily inflamed and readily seeks obscure reasons to explode and cause tension. Full coniptionista mode is achieved by foregoing all formalities and swearing in a manner that would embarrass sailors.
by Vorlon007 December 6, 2012
Get the coniptionistamug. Endemic to a particular relgion or area. Specialization of a species or genus so that it can only be found in a specific area.
by Vorlon007 December 22, 2012
Get the Nabadigiousmug.