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Puta Maldita

Puta Maldita: a naughty girl. A girl who exhibits poor moral fiber and rejects ideas of restraint when it comes to anonymous sex and acting responsible. Alternatively, a Puta Maldita is a girl who can do what needs to be done when sexual energy can no longer be contained. Puta Malditas are also rumored to have fanged vaginas that can give painful circumcisions to unwary males.

Inez is a puta maldita. She went through every man at the gathering last night, paying no attention to blatant pornographic views provided by her activities being conducted on top of a glass ceiling. However, there was a subtle note of approval from the conservative Jewish faction known to support fringe anarchist artists.

by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016

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pear bum

Pear bum - a person with a pear shaped ass, usually sagging and obese. More like a rotting pear than a firm, fresh, delicious pear.

When I saw him walking down the street, it was obvious from his pear bum that he was over the hill in terms of virility. Had he paid attention to the Chinese herbalist, he could have an Anjou Pear Bum, but instead he has a Bartlett Pear bum, and the sadness is infinite.

by Vorlon007 August 23, 2016

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Billigent

The act of being excessively diligent about billing. A billigent person invents obtuse ways of billing clients and passers-by alike for any reason vaguely linking others to owing money to them.

The billigent attorney would spend more time billing his clients than actually working for them. Every second of his waking hours was spent going over his client list, that way he could bill all his clients on a continual basis and back it up with time-entries like "status update" which actually meant all he did was think of their name and if any new activities were associated with them. More often than not, nothing had changed, given that his "status updates" occurred on an hourly basis. Billigent practices are frowned upon by ethical attorneys.

by Vorlon007 December 6, 2012

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Ka-Plop

Ka-Plop is the equivalent of manslaughter suicide. It is when the suicide is unintentional, like an overdoes when an addict is clearly warned that is too much but insists they know what they are doing and the thought they might overdose is dismissed out of hand, only to find they did indeed overdose. Or when a lame-brained idiot thinks they'll walk along the edge of the 50th floor of a high-rise apartment building, never considering the fact the winds are strong and they could easily be blown off the roof, and guess what? That's exactly what happened. (Though that can also be classed under Ka-Splat!)

Ka-Plop. When Phillip and other members of the alien investigation team came across the very menacing looking alien, the other members all groaned "You ka-plopping idiot" when Phillip poked the many-fanged alien in the eye. "For love of Ka-Plop" was uttered by the recovery team when they found the shredded remains of the investigation team. The irony of the conclusive results of the investigation did not escape the recovery team.

by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016

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Clitorecti

The highly stimulated clitoris - the man in the boat (when he is standing up and at attention. The female equivalent of the male penile erection.

The woman was so turned on her clitorecti was blatantly obvious through the tight bikini she was wearing. All she need do was gyrate slightly and it would cause her to undergo intense orgasms.

by Vorlon007 December 6, 2012

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