6 definitions by Vladimir the Chadimir

Golden Experience

A stand that can grow a tree

"Using my stand, Golden Experience, I will grow a tree. But not just any tree, a healing herb tree."

by Vladimir the Chadimir April 6, 2020

Spanish Class

A chaotic conglomeration of worksheets, assholes, substitute teachers, and empty threats.

Friend- "What'd'ya do in spanish class?"
Me- "Survived"

" s P a N i S h T e A c H e R" - "Shut up and work on your paper or we won't finish watching Drake and Josh!"

by Vladimir the Chadimir April 19, 2018

Macomb County

The middle ground between da hood and the country where people think they're gangstas and rednecks simultaneously. A place where you will find yourself surrounded by old trucks blaring hard ghetto rap while driving kids to soccer practice.

Joe: "Why does most country music sound like rap nowadays?"
Jimothy: "Because Macomb County"

by Vladimir the Chadimir April 6, 2020

Porn

Porn is a North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob. It is also called maize because it’s easy to get lost in its incredible flavor. Side effects of porn may include choking, I guess.

“Come down today, and try some porn, or we will sacrifice your newborn”

by Vladimir the Chadimir May 1, 2023

Yooker

When you don't know how to spell euchre

Joe: Wanna play some yooker?
Steve: What?
Joe: Trump game

by Vladimir the Chadimir May 24, 2020

Kirby

Kirby either is god or could kill god, and I do not care if there is a difference.

"Kirby has a knife oh god oh fuck"

by Vladimir the Chadimir June 10, 2020