32 definitions by Vampira Andres
A hat made out of witch's skin with an asshole inside of it and is super cursed. Whoever wears ends up with bad luck.
It's a bloody stupid hat with a bloody stupid curse on it, and every time he wears it something bloody stupid terrible happens. I've tried throwing it away, but every time I do, it ends up crawling back, literally!
by Vampira Andres November 29, 2022
Seagulls: Mine mine mine!
by Vampira Andres January 30, 2019
A place that ruins your life by your grades and what teachers say about you at parent teacher conferences which result in your bed room door being taken away for not going to tutoring
by Vampira Andres November 6, 2017
A place full of fucking sluts, old bitchy hags, fashion restrictions, and annoying jocks. The sluts manipulate you, the hags tell your parents every little mistake you made, and the jocks only talk to you if you have a curvy body like mine. If you're lucky, you'll find some people that like you. Fuck school, fuck abortion, and most of all: fuck mentality discrimination.
by Vampira Andres January 5, 2019
A crocodile that swallowed a clock, and makes a tick-tock sound. Captain Hook is afraid of said crocodile.
(tick tocking noise)
Captain Hook: Shit! It's Tick Tock Crocodile!
Smee: Alright Mr. Crocodile, get out of here. Go on, shoo!!
Crocodile: (Crawls back into the water with a disappointed look on his face and swims away)
Captain Hook: Shit! It's Tick Tock Crocodile!
Smee: Alright Mr. Crocodile, get out of here. Go on, shoo!!
Crocodile: (Crawls back into the water with a disappointed look on his face and swims away)
by Vampira Andres June 24, 2023
One of the most dank memes out there. He's used for awkward situations such as when you get caught passing notes in class or when a school shooter finds you hiding in the bathroom.
by Vampira Andres December 15, 2017
A song that should be played at EVERY PARTY ON FULL BLAST where dancing is involved to get people out on the dance floor. It's also a song that people play on loop for 12 hours either after befriending a jellyfish, or if they're just hanging out with their pet.
Dude, I went to the wedding reception last night, and they played Jellyfish Jam on full blast! That party was off the fucking hook! I was already pretty drunk at that point, but after that, I drank some more, stumbled to my hotel room after the party was over, and passed out, not even bothering to take my dress off and put on my pajamas. God, I'm just super hungover right now.
by Vampira Andres June 23, 2023