Urbaner7863784682764's definitions

Google Bong

When you google a combination of words that should never be together.

Old Lady Sex
Bar-tending lessons for babies

Guy 1- Dude, those are mad Google Bongs

by urbaner7863784682764 January 1, 2011

BodyBook

See a cute girl/guy profile picture of just her head on facebook. Then send him/her a flirty message, then click on her photo albums and realize she either has no boobs or is fat.

guy 1- man did u see that Jen girl on facebook. She is so hot, i sent her message saying" wanna be my baby?" smooth right?

guy 2- dude, she has NO BOOBS AT ALL. You soooo just did a bodybook.

guy 1- aww crap

by Urbaner7863784682764 August 29, 2010

Urban Dick

A really obnoxious guy who is cocky and thinks your easy.

Girl 1- Are you really going out with Joe?

Girl 2- well i was but then i found out he was an urban dick and i broke up with him

girl 1- phew

by urbaner7863784682764 September 4, 2010

Rural Dictionary

A dictionary made by kids that live in the country whos mailboxes are miles away and drive tractors at age 13. Includes words like tractor pull and hay.

Guy 1- dude the word slut is not in here!

guy 2- DUDE your looking in the wrong dictionary

guy 1- what?

guy 2- thats RURAL dictionary. Not Urban Dictionary.

by Urbaner7863784682764 August 31, 2010

Ho-tel

A place where a bunch of ho's get a cheap room and have 4-somes all day and night. A word of warning- not a family place.

Guy 1- Dude where all the babes?

guy2- i dont kno. i miss those ho's.

guy 3- dude there all at the ho-tel with all those studs.

guy 1 & 2- DAmmnnnnn

by urbaner7863784682764 August 31, 2010