1 definition by Urbandictionaryarab

Authorities

A nickname for one's dick and balls.

Friend: dude I've been watching this hot girl on webcam. I think she's about to start stripping!
Me: Damn! Let me know when she does so I can report it to the "authorities".
Friend: are you talking about your junk again?
Me: Hellz yeah!

by Urbandictionaryarab April 1, 2017