one time

when you only did it once and for some reason it get's stuck with you forever

1: look! it's floor cheese! (diary of a wimpy kid reference)
2: you touch the cheese once. ONE TIME!!!

this one is not mine:
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.

Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.

Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...

Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?

Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...

by UncleRody April 11, 2022

Jesui

Plural of Jesus
The Black, White, and Asian Jesui
Read as Gee-Sai

Note: i got the idea from Damien from Emkay

Look that that, the holy ghosts!

The three Jesus!
The Jesui!

by UncleRody July 22, 2021

Small Talk

This just proves you're an NPC in this world. Just walking about what everyone already knows

1: Why do you say you're an NPC?
2: from all the small talk I do.
1: What do you mean?
2: well, for starters, I used to be an adventurer like you, but I Took an Arrow in the Knee
(a Skyrim reference)

by UncleRody April 13, 2022

Vogue

You were looking for the word vague and couldn't spell it

1: That sentence is very vogue that it can mean anything at this point.
2: did you mean vague?
1: ye. lol.

by UncleRody July 17, 2021

lesbian stampede

A thing I kept saying. so, I made this as a a response to a post by a girl gamer friend of mine.

I'll define it as: being a boy and admitting your crush at a girl, only to find out she was into girls. (Especially if it's not the first girl to be this case)

I keep falling for cute girls at ky school. I didn't know it was a lesbian stampede.

by UncleRody May 25, 2021

porpoise

you tried to spell purpose and it autocorrected and now you're here searching the meaning and learning about a group of fully aquatic marine mammals.

what is my porpoise in life?

did you mean purpose?

yes.

by UncleRody June 30, 2021

kit

its a gaming term for a build (a set of items that make a player powerful when equipped).
another term is loadout

"I'll make my ice character stronger if I use the right enchantments and kits"

"dude nice damage you got there, what kit you use?"

by UncleRody April 11, 2022