UncleRody's definitions

Instagrammable

A place, item, product, or decoration that attracts attention worthy to be shared on social media.
Can be used to describe how a place looks.

"The Food at this restaurant is definitely instagammable."

"our new themed decoration is instagrammable and is attracting new customers"

by UncleRody February 15, 2021

Lemonade Stampede

Similar to "when life gives you lemons make lemonade"

Lemonade stampede is when life gives you too much lemons and you can't make lemonade cause you got crushed.

"I have too much homework that I feel too anxious to even finish one"
"I lost my job, my girlfriend broke up with me, my dog hates me, and i've been kicked out of the house. What the cluster fuck of a lemonade stampede"

by UncleRody March 1, 2021

Small Talk

This just proves you're an NPC in this world. Just walking about what everyone already knows

1: Why do you say you're an NPC?
2: from all the small talk I do.
1: What do you mean?
2: well, for starters, I used to be an adventurer like you, but I Took an Arrow in the Knee
(a Skyrim reference)

by UncleRody April 13, 2022

one time

when you only did it once and for some reason it get's stuck with you forever

1: look! it's floor cheese! (diary of a wimpy kid reference)
2: you touch the cheese once. ONE TIME!!!

this one is not mine:
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.

Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.

Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...

Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?

Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...

by UncleRody April 11, 2022

Jesui

Plural of Jesus
The Black, White, and Asian Jesui
Read as Gee-Sai

Note: i got the idea from Damien from Emkay

Look that that, the holy ghosts!

The three Jesus!
The Jesui!

by UncleRody July 22, 2021

Golded

Not a past tense of gold but the act of getting gold for something such as an award or game reward.

"I have already finished all the missions, then finished with the highest score possible and golded the game."
"They didn't even get the bronze but they should have golded the whole event if that horse didn't act up"

by UncleRody August 28, 2021

Vogue

You were looking for the word vague and couldn't spell it

1: That sentence is very vogue that it can mean anything at this point.
2: did you mean vague?
1: ye. lol.

by UncleRody July 17, 2021