UDUser4820's definitions

Clammed

See pussywhipped.

Dave hasn't been himself ever since he start being clammed by Emma. That bitch.

by UDUser4820 November 14, 2019

strop

Chiefly British slang, refers to a tantrum. Most likely refers to the leather items called 'strops' that would be covered in a buffing compound and used to polish sharp tools such as razors and chisels using a vigorous rubbing motion.

Adjective form is "stroppy", which can also be a noun form itself.

Parent: "Peter, your teacher called and told me you had a massive strop. What do you have to say?"

by UDUser4820 March 12, 2019

Simp

A male doormat. A simp is a man with such little self-worth that he basis his value on his ability to get laid and curry favour with women. Like the "nice guy", a simp is very Machiavellian and duplicitous in the sense that only act nice to get something in return. The two-faced nature of a simp's behaviour is completely transparent and everyone who isn't a simp can see them for the two-faced crawler that they are.

Respect should never be given to a simp as it enables their manipulative behaviour. A simp should be either treated with disdain or ostracized from your friend group completely.

The word "Simp" comes from the acronym "Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". A simp will always clamber pathetically for female attention and wear it as a badge of pride, claiming that he "respects women", oblivious to the fact that he is objectifying women and reducing them to their sexual function in his own mind.

Prince Harry is a simp.

by UDUser4820 November 26, 2020

clout chaser

A desperate attention whore that will do ANYTHING to get noticed. Fundamentally driven by the same need that inspires virtue signalling, but different in one sense. Virtue signalling attempts to garner attention by exploiting outrage culture, whereas idiot kids got the idea that acting up and being the class clown was the proper way to get attention. Often found on social media doing outrageous things for clicks. Tendency to latch onto anything that's trending and milk it for views.

"Hey, did you hear about that guy who went around licking ice cream?"
"Oh yeah. They're licking toilet seats now. Fucking clout chasers. Did you hear about that one who went around jumping on tombstones?"

by UDUser4820 April 3, 2020

ITD

In Terminal Decline - used to describe something hopeless - a lost cause.

My son Barry refuses to pay attention at school and keeps hanging out with stoners. I can't reach him. His grades are ITD.

by UDUser4820 April 20, 2023

stay swiss

To remain neutral, avoid conflict, refuse to get involved. Done when a conflict is so messy, unclear, or just flat-out retarded that it's better off just not bothering at all. The term is named after Switzerland, which has a reputation for remaining neutral. In fact, it hasn't been directly involved in a major war for over 200 years. The most recent thing close to a war was a civil war between the Catholics and Protestants that had around 100 casualties in 1847. It lasted less than a month.

Bob: Oh my god, Phil! Mark and Alice are going to war over this divorce settlement!
Phil: Sorry man, I think I'll stay Swiss.

Bob: What does that mean?
Phil: It means I don't want to be involved.
Bob: Fair enough. Fancy a beer?

by UDUser4820 February 11, 2018

TFL

Too Fucking Lazy - equivalent to CBA.

Pete: Hey Rob, wanna go rock climbing?
Robert: Nah man, TFL today. Just gonna watch anime or something.

by UDUser4820 June 17, 2019