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patridophobia

An irrational hatred or fear of one's own country or its culture. Stems from Greek "patrida" meaning (homeland), and "phobia", which is obviously a fear of something. Often harboured by SJWs who've never had to fight for anything, nor have they ever had a reason to appreciate the sacrifices made for what they have. Whilst every country has done some wrong, diversity is beautiful and we should all celebrate our differences.

Such a term should not refer to someone who is merely skeptical or disillusioned with their country's politics, because honestly, who isn't?
SJW: RACIST CIS WHITE MALE!!! OUR COUNTRY IS FOUNDED UPON OPPRESSION AND SLAVERY AND CAPITALISM IS EVIL. RACIST ISLAMOPHOBIC MISOGYNIST BLABLABLA-
Informed person: Everyone did slavery and oppression back then; it wasn't just us. The Native Americans scalped each other over territory, the Muslims pillaged and raped anyone who wasn't a Muslim. The Christians had their Inquisition. Japan raped Nanking. All of history was an atrocity, why are you singling out our country?

Bystander: Sounds like a case of patridophobia to me. Hey, you wanna go to the pub?
by UDUser4820 April 12, 2017
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Globohomo

Portmanteau of "Globalist Homogenization", and a critique of capitalism which claims that it is erasing cultural identities and traditional beauty. This is evident in the pervasive, samey-looking modern architecture styles (usually ones that are full of glass), that purport to be "modern" and "progressive" but are actually just ugly and depressing. Another example is the "corporate art style", known as "alegria", that is universially condemned as hideous.

Often mistakenly believed to be a portmanteau of "globalist homosexual" by both alt-right troglodytes and their critics. Globohomo is instead a critique of corporatism and how it homogenizes and devalues culture in the name of a futuristic utopian ideal. Everyone who is not a technocratic elite hates it for its fakeness and mass-produced nature, which is the same reason people tend to dislike kitsch art.
Person 1: Why does every city in the world look the same?
Person 2: Globohomo doesn't care about beauty because it's expensive.
by UDUser4820 March 3, 2022
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randall

A snitch, tattletale, brown-noser. A duplicitous and untrustworthy snake who should never be trusted. The best course of action is to ostracize such people from your social circle. Tends to be fond of gossip and cancel culture. Stems from a character named Randall from Disney's 'Recess'.
Rachel: Hey, Li~
Lisa: Fuck off, Randall. I want nothing to do with you.
by UDUser4820 February 28, 2020
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BMS

Bad, Mad, and Sad. A term used in gaming for salty players who suck, to imply that they are raging because they are terrible at video games and it looks pathetic.
Neckbeard: OMFG!!!112931 You players are TRASH! Stop ball chasing and learn to rocket boost!
Player: You sat in goal the whole match and can't rocket boost either. BMS.
by UDUser4820 March 11, 2020
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Simp

A male doormat. A simp is a man with such little self-worth that he basis his value on his ability to get laid and curry favour with women. Like the "nice guy", a simp is very Machiavellian and duplicitous in the sense that only act nice to get something in return. The two-faced nature of a simp's behaviour is completely transparent and everyone who isn't a simp can see them for the two-faced crawler that they are.

Respect should never be given to a simp as it enables their manipulative behaviour. A simp should be either treated with disdain or ostracized from your friend group completely.

The word "Simp" comes from the acronym "Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". A simp will always clamber pathetically for female attention and wear it as a badge of pride, claiming that he "respects women", oblivious to the fact that he is objectifying women and reducing them to their sexual function in his own mind.
by UDUser4820 November 26, 2020
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ITD

In Terminal Decline - used to describe something hopeless - a lost cause.
My son Barry refuses to pay attention at school and keeps hanging out with stoners. I can't reach him. His grades are ITD.
by UDUser4820 April 20, 2023
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clout chaser

A desperate attention whore that will do ANYTHING to get noticed. Fundamentally driven by the same need that inspires virtue signalling, but different in one sense. Virtue signalling attempts to garner attention by exploiting outrage culture, whereas idiot kids got the idea that acting up and being the class clown was the proper way to get attention. Often found on social media doing outrageous things for clicks. Tendency to latch onto anything that's trending and milk it for views.
"Hey, did you hear about that guy who went around licking ice cream?"
"Oh yeah. They're licking toilet seats now. Fucking clout chasers. Did you hear about that one who went around jumping on tombstones?"
by UDUser4820 April 3, 2020
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