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sigma male

A more internally-focused sibling to the alpha male. While the alpha male quantifies himself on his high position in the social hierarchy, a sigma male prefers to forego the social hierarchy and need for external validation altogether and pursue internal strength instead. Essentially a "loner" or a stray man, although sigma males may have a close circle of friends and loved ones with whom they share a deep connection. The sigma male is not socially inept but simply socially disinterested. Prefers solitary activities where he doesn't have to play social politics and can simply focus on himself. The sigma male accepts that he does not need power over others as the alpha male desires, but rather needs only power to control himself and preserve his own autonomy from others. Sigma males are often pragmatic but may be seen by others as aloof, paranoid, secretive or selfish.

Not to be confused with simply being an unlikeable asshole, edgelord, or misfit.

John: Hey, who's that over there on a table by himself?
Mary: Oh, that's Patrick. He's a bit of a sigma male.

by UDUser4820 January 11, 2022

dove

Refers to a peacemaker, pacifist. One who prefers diplomacy over warfare. Opposite of hawk.

Barry: Why does every candidate turn into a hawk halfway into their presidency?
Robert: I dunno, man. I wish we had a dove for president so we could get out of the fourty-two billion countries we're bombing for oil.

by UDUser4820 April 22, 2018

TFL

Too Fucking Lazy - equivalent to CBA.

Pete: Hey Rob, wanna go rock climbing?
Robert: Nah man, TFL today. Just gonna watch anime or something.

by UDUser4820 June 17, 2019

Clammed

See pussywhipped.

Dave hasn't been himself ever since he start being clammed by Emma. That bitch.

by UDUser4820 November 14, 2019

ITD

In Terminal Decline - used to describe something hopeless - a lost cause.

My son Barry refuses to pay attention at school and keeps hanging out with stoners. I can't reach him. His grades are ITD.

by UDUser4820 April 20, 2023

White knight

A misogynist who treats women like weak damsels in distress, and takes it upon himself to "rescue" them to boost his own status.

Don't be a white knight.

by UDUser4820 November 26, 2020

BMS

Bad, Mad, and Sad. A term used in gaming for salty players who suck, to imply that they are raging because they are terrible at video games and it looks pathetic.

Neckbeard: OMFG!!!112931 You players are TRASH! Stop ball chasing and learn to rocket boost!
Player: You sat in goal the whole match and can't rocket boost either. BMS.

by UDUser4820 March 11, 2020