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Barry: Why does every candidate turn into a hawk halfway into their presidency?
Robert: I dunno, man. I wish we had a dove for president so we could get out of the fourty-two billion countries we're bombing for oil.
Robert: I dunno, man. I wish we had a dove for president so we could get out of the fourty-two billion countries we're bombing for oil.
by UDUser4820 April 22, 2018
Get the dovemug. A more internally-focused sibling to the alpha male. While the alpha male quantifies himself on his high position in the social hierarchy, a sigma male prefers to forego the social hierarchy and need for external validation altogether and pursue internal strength instead. Essentially a "loner" or a stray man, although sigma males may have a close circle of friends and loved ones with whom they share a deep connection. The sigma male is not socially inept but simply socially disinterested. Prefers solitary activities where he doesn't have to play social politics and can simply focus on himself. The sigma male accepts that he does not need power over others as the alpha male desires, but rather needs only power to control himself and preserve his own autonomy from others. Sigma males are often pragmatic but may be seen by others as aloof, paranoid, secretive or selfish.
Not to be confused with simply being an unlikeable asshole, edgelord, or misfit.
Not to be confused with simply being an unlikeable asshole, edgelord, or misfit.
John: Hey, who's that over there on a table by himself?
Mary: Oh, that's Patrick. He's a bit of a sigma male.
Mary: Oh, that's Patrick. He's a bit of a sigma male.
by UDUser4820 January 11, 2022
Get the sigma malemug. An irrational hatred or fear of one's own country or its culture. Stems from Greek "patrida" meaning (homeland), and "phobia", which is obviously a fear of something. Often harboured by SJWs who've never had to fight for anything, nor have they ever had a reason to appreciate the sacrifices made for what they have. Whilst every country has done some wrong, diversity is beautiful and we should all celebrate our differences.
Such a term should not refer to someone who is merely skeptical or disillusioned with their country's politics, because honestly, who isn't?
Such a term should not refer to someone who is merely skeptical or disillusioned with their country's politics, because honestly, who isn't?
SJW: RACIST CIS WHITE MALE!!! OUR COUNTRY IS FOUNDED UPON OPPRESSION AND SLAVERY AND CAPITALISM IS EVIL. RACIST ISLAMOPHOBIC MISOGYNIST BLABLABLA-
Informed person: Everyone did slavery and oppression back then; it wasn't just us. The Native Americans scalped each other over territory, the Muslims pillaged and raped anyone who wasn't a Muslim. The Christians had their Inquisition. Japan raped Nanking. All of history was an atrocity, why are you singling out our country?
Bystander: Sounds like a case of patridophobia to me. Hey, you wanna go to the pub?
Informed person: Everyone did slavery and oppression back then; it wasn't just us. The Native Americans scalped each other over territory, the Muslims pillaged and raped anyone who wasn't a Muslim. The Christians had their Inquisition. Japan raped Nanking. All of history was an atrocity, why are you singling out our country?
Bystander: Sounds like a case of patridophobia to me. Hey, you wanna go to the pub?
by UDUser4820 April 12, 2017
Get the patridophobiamug. Pete: Hey Rob, wanna go rock climbing?
Robert: Nah man, TFL today. Just gonna watch anime or something.
Robert: Nah man, TFL today. Just gonna watch anime or something.
by UDUser4820 June 17, 2019
Get the TFLmug. A snitch, tattletale, brown-noser. A duplicitous and untrustworthy snake who should never be trusted. The best course of action is to ostracize such people from your social circle. Tends to be fond of gossip and cancel culture. Stems from a character named Randall from Disney's 'Recess'.
by UDUser4820 February 28, 2020
Get the randallmug. Portmanteau of "Globalist Homogenization", and a critique of capitalism which claims that it is erasing cultural identities and traditional beauty. This is evident in the pervasive, samey-looking modern architecture styles (usually ones that are full of glass), that purport to be "modern" and "progressive" but are actually just ugly and depressing. Another example is the "corporate art style", known as "alegria", that is universially condemned as hideous.
Often mistakenly believed to be a portmanteau of "globalist homosexual" by both alt-right troglodytes and their critics. Globohomo is instead a critique of corporatism and how it homogenizes and devalues culture in the name of a futuristic utopian ideal. Everyone who is not a technocratic elite hates it for its fakeness and mass-produced nature, which is the same reason people tend to dislike kitsch art.
Often mistakenly believed to be a portmanteau of "globalist homosexual" by both alt-right troglodytes and their critics. Globohomo is instead a critique of corporatism and how it homogenizes and devalues culture in the name of a futuristic utopian ideal. Everyone who is not a technocratic elite hates it for its fakeness and mass-produced nature, which is the same reason people tend to dislike kitsch art.
Person 1: Why does every city in the world look the same?
Person 2: Globohomo doesn't care about beauty because it's expensive.
Person 2: Globohomo doesn't care about beauty because it's expensive.
by UDUser4820 March 3, 2022
Get the Globohomomug. My son Barry refuses to pay attention at school and keeps hanging out with stoners. I can't reach him. His grades are ITD.
by UDUser4820 April 20, 2023
Get the ITDmug.