TwitchE's definitions

depressican

A depressed Mexican.

My buddy Julio was diagnosed with depression. As a depressican, he lives his life in the shadows, behind long black bangs listening to deep, emotional music.

by TwitchE July 15, 2018

homestucker

Someone with essentially no life, who spends 99% of their lives at home, indoors away from the rest of society. The only possible way of communicating with a homestucker is online, through text, or maybe you'll occasionally see them bulking up on supplies at your local grocery store.

"Hey look at that homestucker over there."
"Where? I don't see."
"Of course not, because they're stuck at home."

by TwitchE May 8, 2016