Emily Grey

One of the hottest, if not the HOTTEST, female porn star(s).

Emily Grey is my favorite porn star!

by Twight0931 March 25, 2021

Notification

The thing that makes a sound (unless it's a silent notification) when you're watching porno on your smartphone. VERY annoying.

I hate these notifications! They ALWAYS interrupt my porn watching!

by Twight0931 March 26, 2021

2022

The year that I can start going to strip clubs.

I'll love 2022 just because of being able to go to strip clubs!!!

by Twight0931 March 30, 2021

FEEL

The word that you may use to describe why you may be doing something unusual.

Teacher: "Student, YOU CAN'T SEE?"
Student: "I CAN."
Teacher: "Then why do you keep standing up just to copy from the board?"
Student: "BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT!"
Teacher: "Go meet me in the assistant principal's office after class FOR BEING FUNNY!"
And I got to stay in class. Lol.

by Twight0931 November 04, 2017

Life

You're born, you go to school, you get a job, (optional) you retire, you die.

That's how life is.

by Twight0931 April 14, 2021

Call of Duty: Barack Ops

The result of having Barack Obama in Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Person A: Hey, would you like to have Call of Duty: Barack Ops on August 4?
Person B: No thanks.

by Twight0931 March 18, 2017

April 18

The day Kourtney Kardashian was born.

Why was I born in April 18???

by Twight0931 February 13, 2017