Twight0931's definitions

Like A Boss

How something should be done.

Do homework like a boss.
Pass a test like a boss.
Finish high school like a boss.
Drink some Mountain Dew like a boss.

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017

Trivago

Hotel?

Hotel? Trivago.

by Twight0931 April 6, 2017

Notification

The thing that makes a sound (unless it's a silent notification) when you're watching porno on your smartphone. VERY annoying.

I hate these notifications! They ALWAYS interrupt my porn watching!

by Twight0931 March 26, 2021

Math

A subject which includes but is not limited to:
Binomials
Polynomials
Trinomials
Parentheses
Exponents
Multiplying
Dividing
Adding
Subtracting
Distributive Property
Subtracting Decimals
Fractions.

Add that much work and you could get a whole bunch of stress at the end.

I hate math.

by Twight0931 March 11, 2017

Life

You're born, you go to school, you get a job, (optional) you retire, you die.

That's how life is.

by Twight0931 April 14, 2021

Dream

1) A goal.
2) A series of sensations, images, and/or thoughts happening in a person's mind when sleeping.

1) My dream is to work for FedEx!
2) A dream told me that I will get a blowjob! I'm SO happy that I got this dream, and I hope it comes true someday!

by Twight0931 March 24, 2021

Hawaii

The U.S state former president Obama was born in.

Hawaii is an archipelago? Who wants to live there??

by Twight0931 March 11, 2017