Twathenge's definitions

Sunt

Noun. Vagina.

Coined-usage of little sublety, typically used in a sentence for the solicitation of sex through an offer of cunnilingus, created simply by transposing the first letters or suck and cunt. Popular in college towns where old lechers who think they are clever rascals cannot resist hitting on young gals.

The old fart leered at the college girl.

"Honey," he said, "can I cuck your sunt?"

by Twathenge April 29, 2006

Hobosexual

A man or woman of any sexual/affectional persuasion or preference who is rated as a disappointment within the realm of surrendering to the exigencies of physical love; a Bum fuck

"I thought that Darlene was as pretty as a bowl of tits," Sydney said, "but when we slipped between the sheets and finally got down to it, she turned out to be a hobosexual."

"Wassathat?" Tommy barked.

"A bum fuck!"

by Twathenge May 5, 2006

Titty mama

A woman in an advanced stage of pregnancy, so-called because of her pendulous, lactiferous breasts.

Etymology: Ghetto-speak, circa 1970

"Florine ready to drop that trick baby of her," Tyrone ragged. "Shee-it. At least she'll get a bounce in her check. A bounce from the bouncin' lil' bastard."

"That Flo one helluva titty mama," J.J. said smacking his big ass nigger lips.

-- Bigger Vance II, "The Slum Lord Takes a Holiday" (L.A.: Holloway House, 1969)

by Twathenge April 29, 2006

Christen

To remove identifying marks from stolen goods, to make like new again.

Little Jake christened the Beamer with a new VIN number."

by Twathenge April 28, 2006

Family People

The criminal underworld. Also, "The Family".

Etymology: Victorian slang

The term "The Family" for a Mafia organization, such as the "Five Families" of New York, is rooted in the Victorian term "The Family" (or "Family People"), slang for the underworld.

by Twathenge April 29, 2006

Dipper

A thief who steals by rifling the pockets of passersby on city streets; a pickpocket.

Before Raul turned to dealing, he tried to make a living on the block as a dipper. He washed out as a pickpocket but is livin' large and should remain top dog. For the time being. As long as he doesn't dip into his merchandise.

by Twathenge April 29, 2006

humpty dump

Noun. A low-grade bordello; a cheap whorehouse.

"Within two years of first kissing the crack pipe, Carla went from a high-priced call girl to a Times Square humpty dump before peddling her ass out on the street. Now, she dead."

by Twathenge April 10, 2006